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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: HKMk23

Is it hugh?


2,741 posted on 12/07/2005 6:29:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
I don't do well on IQ tests in general.

How about on other kinds of tests; accounting, for instance?

2,742 posted on 12/07/2005 6:30:37 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yes, there are things like 'social intelligence', for example.

Social intelligence, verbal intelligence, emotional intelligence, kinesthetic intelligence, etc.
2,743 posted on 12/07/2005 6:31:05 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: HKMk23

I must have done well on accounting tests, or I wouldn't be in the PhD program. ;-)


2,744 posted on 12/07/2005 6:32:27 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hugh? No. Viruses, as a rule, are very, very small. But, if you want to, I suppose we could name the typso virus "Hugh". We're already so familiar with it that it seems a member of the family. Might as well give it a proper name.


2,745 posted on 12/07/2005 6:32:43 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Das Outsider; tuliptree76
"Then I won't join!"

You don't need to join. You're here with us, aren't you?

By the way, I don't take IQ tests. I figure, either way, I'm going to be disappointed. And what would be the point, anyway?

It's not like you can take a refresher course.

2,746 posted on 12/07/2005 6:34:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: HKMk23

i live in a very small town and am, therefore, always on call for my own patients, and one week in three, on call for "unattached" patients (ER patients with no local doctor), aka, "unclaimed bodies". fortunately, we now have PAs in the ER 24/7, and they handle all of the reasonable stuff, and we only get called in for really hair-raising problems. most of my calls are from the in-patient areas of two hospitals, and from the local nursing home.


2,747 posted on 12/07/2005 6:34:36 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: HKMk23
Here, try THIS:

http://www.highiqsociety.org/flash/nonmembers/iqtests.htm

That is a great test site. I'm too cheap to pay for the membership.
2,748 posted on 12/07/2005 6:34:49 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: HKMk23

Perhap we could call it the Hugh Series!!


2,749 posted on 12/07/2005 6:36:12 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Das Outsider

Sexual intelligence, drinking intelligence, eating intelligence.....


2,750 posted on 12/07/2005 6:37:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: All

nite nite, chirrun


2,751 posted on 12/07/2005 6:37:55 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Goodnight KODT!!


2,752 posted on 12/07/2005 6:39:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Good night, Doc.


2,753 posted on 12/07/2005 6:40:08 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

'Night, Mama!


2,754 posted on 12/07/2005 6:40:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Yes, you certainly must have done some things quite well.

I've known several highly intelligent people, however, who simply do not perform well in any kind of structured testing environment. It's not an uncommon trait. So, when you said you didn't do well on IQ test, I inquired about how you do on tests in general. Perhaps you do no worse on IQ tests that on any others, except for the perception that anything less than stellar on an IQ test is undesireable, which is, of course, not true.

If you get an even 100, you're right in the fat middle of the bell curve so, anything above 100 puts you just that much above "normal". Of course, as has been mentioned, there's far more to the human mind than mere intelligence. I recall hearing somewhere that Madonna has a 140 IQ, while JFK had an IQ around average -- don't recall the exact figure -- but compare their accomplishments. Obviously, it's what you DO with what you've got that really counts.


2,755 posted on 12/07/2005 6:40:35 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: HKMk23

She's on perpetual call.


2,756 posted on 12/07/2005 6:40:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Das Outsider
"... there are some questions regarding the validity of current IQ testing as it relates to intelligence."

I think a perfect candidate subject for a potential best-selling book, for anyone who wants to do the research, would be to find out how many Mensa members have died in ironically unfortunate ways.

Like walking into an open manhole.

Or trying to warm up their bathwater with an electrical space heater.

There probably is an active Anti-Mensa reverse snobbery extant here, and I am probably afflicted with it. I really should be more sensitive.

2,757 posted on 12/07/2005 6:41:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

...driving intelligence, cooking intelligence, government intelli- no, wait.


2,758 posted on 12/07/2005 6:42:19 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: NicknamedBob; HKMk23; Monkey Face

I have returned.

Thanks for the temporary balls, btw, NnB.


2,759 posted on 12/07/2005 6:43:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Aw, I want to know your IQ!!


2,760 posted on 12/07/2005 6:43:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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