Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[HKMk23]

Adding remote control ups the spatial requirements enough that it may make sense to have three balls on a "strand" spaced, say 20mm apart, for a real deusey of a "string of pearls".

[Irish_Thatcherite]

That doesn't seem to relate to ben wa balls....

[NicknamedBob]

"does NnB REALLY have battery-powered balls?"

These seem remarkably affordable, considering.

By the way, I don't get a commission for this. I do, however, get a royalty for my perhaps equally stimulating book. (Click on my name for details)

[HKMk23]

>> I saw the typo!

Si, but chu deen no notees who posted it, cos eet wassn me.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Maybe it's Darks typo virus...

[tuliptree76]

I don't do well on IQ tests in general.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'd love to see them vibrate across the floor...

[NicknamedBob]

"... you got SIGNS on them? ... enquiring minds want to know ..."

Per your inquiry, they are each labeled, "I'm with Stupid!", but you have to be a "close" friend to know that.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

i like the retrieval cord idea. wouldn't want to lose the little buggers and have to show up in the ER. some of the most creative ideas are launched in ERs as people try to explain how that particular object managed to get THERE.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

There are many who doubt the accuracy of IQ tests for measuring intelligence, a few questions can't really determine what your mind is made of.

[Das Outsider]

Is 129 enough for Irish Mensa?

I don't know about Irish Mensa, but there is a British Mensa. They are--needless to say--quite elitist, liberal snobs.

[Das Outsider]

There are many who doubt the accuracy of IQ tests for measuring intelligence

But they're usually stupid.

I kid. Psychology was one of my areas of study, and there are some questions regarding the validity of current IQ testing as it relates to intelligence. We've just recently begun to settle--to some degree--on something resembling a definition of "intelligence," how many types there are, and how it is applied.

[HKMk23]

Das,

In the UK, there is no such thing as an elitist snob. Instead, they have "pompous ba$tards". Right, IT?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Then I won't join!

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

ah, the clothes are just about finished in the washer and the moment they go into the dryer, the old broad is going to bed. i have two hospitals bugging me about blood sugars on unstable diabetics, so i should average one phone call per hour. i coulda been anything and i went to med school. actually, i like the medicine end of things - it's the hours and the administrative crap that get to me. Sleep tight.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes, there are things like 'social intelligence', for example.

[HKMk23]

No, not "typo", "typso". It's a typso virus. It causes stuneing errors, and is Very series.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Something like that.... "stuck up ba$tard" is another....

[HKMk23]

Hope you get some appreciable amount of uninterrupted slumber; it sounds like you're on-call.

[Das Outsider]

In the UK, there is no such thing as an elitist snob. Instead, they have "pompous ba$tards".

Whatever you choose to call it, there is a certain elitism in England among those with an IQ higher than 110. Many Brits--male and female--have taken on some of the lazier, more stupid elements of American culture. They're just more arrogant about it, I suppose.

Hey, just like American liberals, huh?