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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76

Gads, wht are they trying to do, increase the suicide rate?


1,081 posted on 12/03/2005 9:57:04 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Possibly...


1,082 posted on 12/03/2005 10:03:12 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76

I guess that their big finish was a rendition of "Suicide is painless".


1,083 posted on 12/03/2005 10:08:29 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

The last thing they had was a mildly amusing fake commercial for Morgan Stanley that I had seen before.


1,084 posted on 12/03/2005 10:11:22 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, I am going to toddle of to bed now; I have church on the morrow.


1,085 posted on 12/03/2005 10:20:30 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Have a good night.


1,086 posted on 12/03/2005 10:21:38 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy; Army Air Corps; Darksheare
AND NOW -- A EUROPEAN TRAVEL TIP

Click for a sample (RealVideo format)

Melissa Theuriau is a REALLY good reason to watch the news in France.

1,087 posted on 12/04/2005 1:09:43 AM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: calrighty

Just posting a bulletin board message:

You have mail. Real mail.


At the Post Office, Dude.


1,088 posted on 12/04/2005 8:07:40 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: HKMk23

ok... she IS cute... but... what are her politics?

(lordy, I've been on FR too long if THAT is the first thought that comes to mind)


1,089 posted on 12/04/2005 8:27:38 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I have it on firm evidence that she is interested in beaux.


Besides, is your French so good that you would be able to converse about politics?


1,090 posted on 12/04/2005 9:08:48 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

ouais, bien sur.

>ahem<

Rrribbit! Rrrribbit! Le socialisme, c'est MERDE! Rrribbit! Rrrribbit!

ca suffice, non?


1,091 posted on 12/04/2005 9:16:15 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Yes, I am sure that will be sufficient.

But just to be on the safe side, you might revue the recent videos for Moulin Rouge.

"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?" just sounds very romantic, doesn't it? -- I wonder what it means? Something about a couch, I think.


1,092 posted on 12/04/2005 9:21:01 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?" just sounds very romantic, doesn't it? -- I wonder what it means? Something about a couch, I think.

it means, literally: "Do you wish to lie down (bed down) with me, this night?"

more colloquially, translating the intent rather than the denotation, it is rather more like Chris Rock's "Hey, baby... want some [expletive]?"

1,093 posted on 12/04/2005 9:30:54 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Uh-Huh, I knew that

I'm wondering if American GIs, attempting to communicate with their Parly-Voo, did to that what they did to "incre-d'incre" (little by little), which became inky-dinky.

Did "couchez avec" become cootchie-cootchie?

Ask your sister if you get in over your head. She's smart.


1,094 posted on 12/04/2005 9:39:52 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: HKMk23

She's cute.
But if she says anti-American tripe, one is amazed at hwo quickly she'd cease to appear cute.
*chuckle*


1,095 posted on 12/04/2005 10:19:23 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

LOL, same thought I had!


1,096 posted on 12/04/2005 10:20:40 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

we are both retarded.


1,097 posted on 12/04/2005 10:39:59 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Army Air Corps

hey! you got the Battle of Hastings Post of this thread!
is your name "Guillaume le Batard"?


1,098 posted on 12/04/2005 10:42:13 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland
Ask your sister if you get in over your head. She's smart.

true, but I believe etymological musings are more my bag than hers. I could be wrong...

1,099 posted on 12/04/2005 10:43:20 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I was really impressed by the length of that bow, KP! It looks like something to be afraid of.
You do good work!


1,100 posted on 12/04/2005 10:43:29 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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