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Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Here is my example with WFTD.

The democrats' smarmy criticisms of the new Supreme Court appointee have already begun.

Bush names Roberts to Supreme Court

BULLETIN: President Bush Nominates Right-Wing John Roberts to Supreme Court (Feminist Majority)
Dean Sees Conspiracy in Roberts Pick Too - (says it's a ploy to "get away from PlameGate!)

No pushing at the door please!

Happy Humpday Everybody!

1 posted on 07/20/2005 5:39:30 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: dubyaismypresident; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; SeaDragon; RikaStrom; ...

I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.


2 posted on 07/20/2005 5:40:03 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...

I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.


3 posted on 07/20/2005 5:40:21 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
The Pentagon released the results of a long term study of tactics and mobility data collected in the war on terror over the past three years. Using micro technology and special forces tactics the size of ground forces can be greatly reduced and efficiency increased. The new small Army units will be called "Smarmys" and will be deployed in Iraq within a year.
18 posted on 07/20/2005 5:52:26 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)
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To: VRWCmember

Smarmy, how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Smarmy


19 posted on 07/20/2005 5:54:33 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: VRWCmember

Chuck Schumer (to the tune of Girl From Ipanema)

Small and smug and smirky and smarmy
The putzhead leads the liberal army
And when the POTUS
Appoints for SCOTUS
Says, "Naaaaaaah"

When he speaks, he sounds so whiney
A job so big, a brain so tiny
And when he passes
Miss Hillary's ass, he
Says, "Yaaaaah"

Yes, I'm describing Chuck Schumer
No brain in his head, just a tumor

But each day, when a camera comes near
His voice starts to ring in my ear

Small and smug and smirky and smarmy
The putzhead leads the liberal army
And when the POTUS
Appoints for SCOTUS
Says, "Naaaaaaah"


22 posted on 07/20/2005 6:06:46 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: VRWCmember

Smarmy.

'Nuff said.

30 posted on 07/20/2005 6:20:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (We few. We silly few.)
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Kiran Chetry smashed the smarmy smugness of Senator Boxer on Fox and Friends this morning.

Kiran is Kute and my heroine!!!

37 posted on 07/20/2005 6:40:18 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: VRWCmember
Smarminess Personified.

Bush's pick of a Catholic Harvard Grad who won Senate confirmation unanimously two years ago- just makes me want to DANCE!!!

And a rare woo-hoo to Orrin Hatch for the Quote of the day:
"Some [of Schumer’s questions] I totally disagree with," Hatch of Utah said. "Some I think are dumbass questions...

42 posted on 07/20/2005 7:04:10 AM PDT by Dutchgirl (Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
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To: VRWCmember; xsmommy; Argh; Slip18

Yesterday was crazy day, didn't get a posting done. Forgive me!

Today is almost as crazy, but I love the word of the day!

An alliterative indulgence to celebrate my yesterday anniversary to my sweet husband:


The smarmy swarm of media mighties
seethes loudly and summons in smegmatic sermons,
psychotic screaming slicing into soundbites:
John G. Roberts Jr. reputating juicily
that which they desire, disruption of their dreams,
a slap in the face of the meaningless farce
they call blue values. Blungeoned, they bellow,
be-Bushed and bewildered.


44 posted on 07/20/2005 7:08:54 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: VRWCmember
SMARMY:


48 posted on 07/20/2005 7:14:25 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: VRWCmember

smarmy \SMAR-mee\ adjective
1. revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness *
2. of low sleazy taste or quality

Reeeaaaaallllyyy !

You must be very proud !

(actually, Muttly often eat low and sleazy things...whenever he can catch one)


67 posted on 07/20/2005 8:55:22 AM PDT by PoorMuttly (My busy Training Schedule includes PRACTICE EATING and PRACTICE SLEEPING today)
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The smarmy Chuck Schumer had to sit in coach while Hildabeat flies first class.

Hey teaches, since we have a new SCOTUS nominee maybe we should use SCOTUS's favorite word one day soon - dispositive.

76 posted on 07/20/2005 10:11:04 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (we should not hesitate to resolve the tension in favor of the Constitution's original meaning-Thomas)
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To: VRWCmember

I'd like to punch the smarmy faces of some of the TV "pundits."


94 posted on 07/20/2005 11:30:31 AM PDT by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: VRWCmember

I would love to see someone smack that smarmy look off of kerry's face..


97 posted on 07/20/2005 11:55:31 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Senate Dems- striving for a level of petulance and immaturity seen only in pre schools..)
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