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To: VRWCmember

Chuck Schumer (to the tune of Girl From Ipanema)

Small and smug and smirky and smarmy
The putzhead leads the liberal army
And when the POTUS
Appoints for SCOTUS
Says, "Naaaaaaah"

When he speaks, he sounds so whiney
A job so big, a brain so tiny
And when he passes
Miss Hillary's ass, he
Says, "Yaaaaah"

Yes, I'm describing Chuck Schumer
No brain in his head, just a tumor

But each day, when a camera comes near
His voice starts to ring in my ear

Small and smug and smirky and smarmy
The putzhead leads the liberal army
And when the POTUS
Appoints for SCOTUS
Says, "Naaaaaaah"


22 posted on 07/20/2005 6:06:46 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

VERY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 07/20/2005 6:12:27 AM PDT by Gabz ((Chincoteague, VA) USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

A virtual standing ovation for that little ditty...


24 posted on 07/20/2005 6:13:15 AM PDT by TheGrimReaper (It's time to bring back public flogging.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

i love you. that is fantastic!


26 posted on 07/20/2005 6:14:50 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Wow! A topical lyrical ear worm!


46 posted on 07/20/2005 7:11:30 AM PDT by Dutchgirl (Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it." --C. S. L)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Very, very nicely done, Truthie. I did like your "How I love ya, my dear old swarmy," though!


73 posted on 07/20/2005 10:06:16 AM PDT by Slip18
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