[VRWCmember]

I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

[TheGrimReaper]

Numero Uno??

[Gabz]

Good morning!!!!!!!!

The smarmy "senior" sinator form NY, Chuckie Schmuck.....I mean Schumer is already showing his true colors:

GOOD LUCK, MR. ROBERTS (Schumer acting positively thuggish about distinguished nominee)

[Jack Deth]

Hi, Vastie:

Smarmy is such a perfect adjective
It flows off the tongue, yet is hardly invective
While describing the Left's lifestyle and mindset
That sounds pretty and Tantric, yet does nothing worthwhile
Kind of like a Tree Hugger or a Chia Pet

They Support The Military, yet loathe those who fight
When throwing Tax Dollars doesn't fix a problem
Then condoms just might!
If the NEA actually Educated. It's such a Goblin
And Mugabe doesn't kill dozens of African Tribes first!

Forty years of "It's for the children!"
Has worn quite thin between L.A. and New York
It's done nothing but boost Dental Torque
Of Blue Collars and those who work from nine to five
And go to the polls to crush that annoying nullibicit jive!

"A Woman's Right To Choose" when put to the test
It's gonna lose. Murder may be convenient, though Messy. Besides, it's not Hip! Just ask the Jews
Unless it's subsidized, thanks to the NAACP and Reverend Jesse!

"If you take away guns. You take away crime!"
That just doesn't work or make sense, even if it rhymes
Even though Gun Grabbers have tried for years to make the numbers a Golden Fix
When everyone knows that it's better to be tried by twelve than carried by six!

Jack Deth~ 07/20/05.