Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
I think so. But I only wear work boots, so I can't be sure. ;-)
Well, with that pic, I think we ALL win. :O)
you're darn right! I can barely see to type...
I can only imagine if we started a picture thread, the hell we would get.
Here ya' go Ronin. Thought JRBC would like it too......
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest took a small vial of clear liquid out of his pocket and said,
"No, this is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Holy Water.
If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."
A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone."
Happy Birthday, Annie and Abbie!
Happy Birthday to your girls!
Great pictures.
Happy Birthday Annie & Abbie!!
Happy Birthday Annie & Abbie!
True,
sadly,
true.
Q: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
If you haven't already heard this, try taking the " out of the link.
If that doesn't work, try standing on top of your desk and shouting at the top of your lungs, "If I see this ONE MORE TIME I'm going to amputate somebody's legs!"
That won't help, but it might be fun.
Shalom.
You may have something there!!
They're gorgeous!
Whoo hoo,
Are you in for the ride of your life during the next 8 years or so...he he he.
DUH! Let me try again....
Come on, somebody's gotta take the next step downhill......
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Yes, me...
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