**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Fierce Allegiance]

< Pamela Anderson >
< Kathy Ireland >

Good idea!

[raivyn]

"I understand Najida has a plan for a thread of guys wearing the grape smuggler loincloths."

I demand to know where this outrageous thread is being held!

[najida]

Sweetie,
That was AuntBee

I think she would rather see
(Brenda Frazier nearly nekkid picture- HERE)

[PaulaB]

[newfrpr04]

An English professor wrote the words,
'A woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote,
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
The women wrote:
A woman: without her,man is nothing.
Punctuation is everything!

[EX52D]

Me too...

[JimWforBush]

I like the idea too.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Taken to task by a woman wearing FMP's.

[Dashing Dasher]

I LOVE TshirtHell... I just don't know where I could wear any of that stuff!

Oy Vey!

;-)

[day10]

I didn't know either, but I Googled it and I think she should be in a bikini quite often.........

[najida]

She's one of those silicone bimbos...

I hear she's also a illegal alien, liberal transvestite!

[Miss Behave]

Fierce One, thanks for the ping. I've gotta go for a while, but will be back...and I'll be a lookin' for my Big Guy, B.

Yeah, YOU boahh.

[ArGee]

You may consider my day MADE.

Thanks!

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

Very good!

I love picking on that Donkey's Butt, Dean.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Is that FM pumps?

[raivyn]

Here's my part to keep the thread clean... (unfortunately!)

[fivekid]

Blonde joke........

What did the Blonde say when asked if the blinkers on

her car worked..........






Yes No Yes No Yes No

[Auntbee]

That could be interesting.

[Dashing Dasher]

< HOWIE LONG, sweaty, with his uniform on, and his helmet tipped up over his head... looking longly into my eyes... >

THUD (sound of me fainting)