An English professor wrote the words,
'A woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote,
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
The women wrote:
A woman: without her,man is nothing.
Punctuation is everything!
A guy says to his buddy, "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" The first guy says, "Yes, if I can find a phone."