This will help restart your brain (but I noticed that the face looks like Howard Dean):
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to…
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
I'm sure that my husband and your wife will be pleased as well.
BROADBAND,,,, BABY!
VERY GOOD!!!
That's just wrong on so many levels...
I have broadband, but it just doesn't want to take it.
I don't know what I would do without broadband!
If we didn't have broadband...
We'd probably read more books.....
;-)
Where in the heck are you finding this stuff? Good grief! LOL!
Well I thought they were pretty darn funny.
Alexia is a nice name too.
If you can get the big B to come back all is forgiven.
LOL
Where did you get that from? That is absolutely hilarious, of course, not as good as my previous post. heee heeee
I spent the whole morning searching for SILLINESS and found nothing. Do you know what that means? It means I had to WORK! Work! On a Friday! Sheesh!
Now here we are at over 1300 posts....It'll be Sunday before I get caught up.
Looks like y'all had fun. Oh well. There's always next week.
P.S. I like the new ground rules.
By the way, I don't know if Civil Engineer is an oxymoron but Engineering Solution sure is.
BOC kicked @ss tonight.....;))
Eric Bloom marched onto the stage and said "I got a fever and the only prescription is......"
And the crowd bellowed back "MORE COWBELL!!!"
[And a bunch of kids behind me actually *had* a cowbell]....;D
I ~want~ that for a motorcycle helmet.
[is it DOT approved?]....;))
Oh my.
My eyes are tired.
I saw "Going to Glenn Beck on Ice tonight" and thought it said "Glenn Danzig".
Wow.
What a head trip that would be.....8-o
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