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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: Dashing Dasher


What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"


1,381 posted on 06/10/2005 6:54:47 PM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: Thom Pain
You're not half as relieved as I am!

I'm sure that my husband and your wife will be pleased as well.

1,382 posted on 06/10/2005 6:56:15 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: scott7278

BROADBAND,,,, BABY!


1,383 posted on 06/10/2005 7:00:22 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: texas_mrs

VERY GOOD!!!


1,384 posted on 06/10/2005 7:02:24 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
MY EYES... Help, I am blinded and my brain is shutting down...think happy thoughts...must find a happy place...

This will help restart your brain (but I noticed that the face looks like Howard Dean):
 
 

1,385 posted on 06/10/2005 7:02:30 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Dillybird

That's just wrong on so many levels...


1,386 posted on 06/10/2005 7:03:24 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I have broadband, but it just doesn't want to take it.

I don't know what I would do without broadband!


1,387 posted on 06/10/2005 7:05:09 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: scott7278

If we didn't have broadband...

We'd probably read more books.....

;-)


1,388 posted on 06/10/2005 7:06:09 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dillybird

Where in the heck are you finding this stuff? Good grief! LOL!


1,389 posted on 06/10/2005 7:20:07 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Dillybird
Tell that guy in blue to stop that!!!
 
 
 

1,390 posted on 06/10/2005 7:22:17 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: hattend

Well I thought they were pretty darn funny.


1,391 posted on 06/10/2005 7:29:21 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: TXBSAFH

Alexia is a nice name too.


1,392 posted on 06/10/2005 7:34:29 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Friday is sillyday)
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To: Dillybird

If you can get the big B to come back all is forgiven.


1,393 posted on 06/10/2005 7:52:50 PM PDT by OSHA (Lib Memo: God has grown and regrets His past intolerance. Please revise your Scriptures accordingly.)
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To: Dillybird

LOL


1,394 posted on 06/10/2005 9:29:52 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Dillybird

Where did you get that from? That is absolutely hilarious, of course, not as good as my previous post. heee heeee


1,395 posted on 06/10/2005 9:34:06 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Oh crud!!!!

I spent the whole morning searching for SILLINESS and found nothing. Do you know what that means? It means I had to WORK! Work! On a Friday! Sheesh!

Now here we are at over 1300 posts....It'll be Sunday before I get caught up.

Looks like y'all had fun. Oh well. There's always next week.

P.S. I like the new ground rules.

1,396 posted on 06/10/2005 11:21:27 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

By the way, I don't know if Civil Engineer is an oxymoron but Engineering Solution sure is.


1,397 posted on 06/10/2005 11:23:22 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: The SISU kid

BOC kicked @ss tonight.....;))

Eric Bloom marched onto the stage and said "I got a fever and the only prescription is......"
And the crowd bellowed back "MORE COWBELL!!!"


[And a bunch of kids behind me actually *had* a cowbell]....;D


1,398 posted on 06/11/2005 12:05:19 AM PDT by Salamander
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To: Dashing Dasher

I ~want~ that for a motorcycle helmet.
[is it DOT approved?]....;))


1,399 posted on 06/11/2005 12:06:20 AM PDT by Salamander
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To: jdm

Oh my.
My eyes are tired.

I saw "Going to Glenn Beck on Ice tonight" and thought it said "Glenn Danzig".

Wow.
What a head trip that would be.....8-o


1,400 posted on 06/11/2005 12:08:26 AM PDT by Salamander
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