Posted on 05/12/2005 10:33:39 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry. What was the question?
It aint that time of the month is it?........ Heh, heh
Very funny. I always say that without we women, men wouldn't be able to find their @sses with both hands!
I recently informed my husband that if he leaves his socks on the floor one more time, they are going to begin migrating to the garbage can. Perhaps, once he has no socks left, he'll get the point. I am not a maid.
On a side note, I don't care about the toilet seat thing. He needs it up, I need it down. Give that battle up.
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but doesn't die.
Well, by the same token, I use that line on my husband about taking out the garbage and mowing the lawn, "that's a man's work". He just rolls his eyes at me, sighs, and does it anyway.
Never trust anything that bleeds for three days but doesn't die.
LOL! Not THAT is funny!
Not=Now
Doesn't it really come down to the fact that we all just want to be appreciated for what we do?
Though, some try to do as little as possible.
Wait,, after yesterdays ban fest I don't want any bad publicity!!
I wanted to clone her only for her immunity to PMS. The extra baggage pretty much nullified all bets! :-)
I guess it is better that way. More than one of me and the earth would be in trouble. I would not get you banned, not on purpose anyway.
Truthfully, I don't mind doing the garbage and I actually enjoy yard work, so I see where you are coming from. We just have to give each other a hard time once in a while.
Course, I like yardwork, but when it comes to my husband and laundry, not so much. LOL! ;)
Helk no my wife's not in the room. I'd be sleeping on the couch for three weeks if she knew I said that. By the way, has anyone ever gone on an out-of-town trip and accidently left your wife's make-up bag on top of the car, only to see it fly off while your going 70 mph on the freeway? Now THAT will get you in trouble!
I don't have PMS anymore, I am too old, but a low blood sugar attack will cause me to act kinda like this, right before I pass out. ;9) It certainly makes people listen.
PMS = The other 3 weeks.
No but he has turned many of my white bras and panties pink or faded blue, on the rare occassions that he has done it. I have respectfully asked him to leave the laundry to me.
....sure would with me!!!
More than one of me and the earth would be in trouble.
ROFL!!!!!
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