Helk no my wife's not in the room. I'd be sleeping on the couch for three weeks if she knew I said that. By the way, has anyone ever gone on an out-of-town trip and accidently left your wife's make-up bag on top of the car, only to see it fly off while your going 70 mph on the freeway? Now THAT will get you in trouble!
No but he has turned many of my white bras and panties pink or faded blue, on the rare occassions that he has done it. I have respectfully asked him to leave the laundry to me.
....sure would with me!!!