Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...
"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman
"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster
What rock you be smokin'? This nanny-state hating, gun-toting, hippy mockin' South Park Republican wholeheartedly disagrees. Not all Republicans are good churchgoers like yourself.
I would recommend you go out and rent "South Park, the Movie" before it wears off.
Ping!
They have.
They did an episode (weird one too) about the catholic church and child molestation. They've hit on a wide variety of targets, but they do prefer hitting on liberals more.
In interviews (well recent ones regarding Team America) they like to take shots at both sides, and be fair doing so.
I have no problem with equal oppurtunity humor.
I'm glad they voted for Bush both times, I would really like to know though, is how they also vote up and down the ticket. I can't quote them on this website with what they said about voting for Bush, but on the upside, is was less bad then Kerry.
Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F#$%@n' Christmas! . . .
In case you hadn't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday.
So get up off your heathen as# and f$*&#n' celebrate!
Hey I don't think I'm Republican. I know full well I'm not a Republican. I'm too conservative to be Republican. And South Park has to be one of the funniest shows on television right now
Hi dee ho!
Kids, Mr. Liberal Douche Bag is here to explain why we have become bilingual, m'kay.
That's not true madam, the Canadian government has apologize on many occasions for Bryan Adams.
And even some of us Church going one like SP a lot, too. I just love to stick-up-the-butt judgemental types, don't you?
Mostly bitter old men like O.C. (Old Cracker), who has since been banned. I told him once that all he has to do is switch the channel to reruns of He-Haw if he wants to watch Junior Samples and Minnie Pearl instead of Cartman, Marsh, Borislavky and McCormick.
"I'm too conservative to be Republican."
LOL! You're certainly more conservative than the current fiscal liberal in the White House!
Form the pilot: Jesus, your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks!
Satellite shoots out of Cartman's ass...
Stan: How do you feel?
Cartman: You know that feeling you get when you take a huge dump?.....awesome!
Later on, the satellite shoots back UP Cartman's ass...
Stan: Dude! Are you OK?!?
Cartman: You know that feeling you get when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass NO IM NOT OK!!!
Yes, I've had "discussions" with OC in the past, what a stick he was. He probably got a little "over stimulated" watching HeeHaw reruns, if you know what I mean...
(That Buck Owens was quite a looker...)
Not a quote, but they had a reporter that was covering SP being destroyed by Mecha-Streisand, and his name was 'Creamy Goodness'!! LOL!!!!
and when Cartman gets the glasses and the boys ask him why they're stapled to his face.....
"I'll tell you why! One...my doctor's a goddamned asshole...and that's about it!"
I love that "song" episode and the one you quote is my favorite.
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