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Clerk assaulted with sausage
Herald Sun (North Carolina) ^ | 2-21-2005

Posted on 02/21/2005 6:07:27 PM PST by Cagey

CHAPEL HILL -- A woman attacked a convenience store clerk with a sausage Thursday morning after she was unable to use the store's outdoor vacuum cleaner for her car.

The 34-year-old clerk at Buy & Go, located at 106 Ephesus Church Road, reported that a woman came in the store and said she wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but a car was parked in the way, said Jane Cousins of the Chapel Hill Police Department.

When the clerk told the woman that the car was disabled and could not be moved, she picked up a Big Mama Pickled Sausage from the counter and threw it at the clerk.

The sausage hit the clerk in the face, Cousins said. The clerk retreated to the back room of the store, and the woman left, police reported.


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To: Charles Henrickson

I bet the girl was a spoiled brot!!


21 posted on 02/21/2005 9:11:06 PM PST by llevrok (Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
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To: Cagey

After the hardware store where I enjoyed 16 years of service was sold, and closed, I worked in a C store for 6 years, until I retired. Y'all just have NO idea of what an interesting experience is, LOL.
A "Big Mama" is nothing, compared to a 6 pack of Bud Light!


22 posted on 02/22/2005 2:09:33 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: madprof98

I would have thought this would have happened in Vienna.


23 posted on 02/22/2005 6:22:47 PM PST by Cowman
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To: Cagey

When sausages are outlawed, only outlaws will have sausages.


24 posted on 02/24/2005 10:20:30 AM PST by melbell (A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, and say your mother)
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