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**Official Friday Silliness Thread**
11/19/04
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Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"
Whatever you want. :)
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: 1fartknocker; addkeyword; boobies; booger; conspiracyguywearbra; crazypills; dimples; doody; eatmeeeeee; fartbreath; flyingcats; foos; happyfriedeggs; illegitimate; introvert; jodi888; martyr; monkeybutt; nipples; nuts; ohfortheloveofgod; peewee; pickles; pimples; poop; sendtherice; smile; snarf; snot; squid; stunedbeebers; tgif; toehead; turkeyjoke; unnngh; urinestain; urkel; veynotseries; wheeeeeeeee; why; yikes
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To: GraniteStateConservative
221
posted on
11/19/2004 1:17:24 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
To: GraniteStateConservative
I think these are the jokers that like to skew surveys.
222
posted on
11/19/2004 1:17:33 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: No Blue States
When John Kerry is lying on a boat with an erection, he actually thinks they need to raise the draw bridge.
223
posted on
11/19/2004 1:17:43 PM PST
by
fritzz
(A good plan vigorously executed now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week - Patton)
To: Rastus
Yeah, you know supermodels don't count! ;-)
224
posted on
11/19/2004 1:18:03 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
To: TheBigB
225
posted on
11/19/2004 1:18:20 PM PST
by
mdittmar
(May God watch over those who serve to keep us free.)
To: No Blue States
226
posted on
11/19/2004 1:18:42 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
227
posted on
11/19/2004 1:19:03 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
To: Conspiracy Guy; All
Ok a A10 Warthog, A Blackhawk Helicopter, and a F-22 Raptor for those who vote for me..
228
posted on
11/19/2004 1:19:35 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Who needs to be able to play tennis when your bod is as smokin' hot as mine...
229
posted on
11/19/2004 1:19:43 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: TheBigB
For all those sailors whishing they were on shore...
To: finnman69
231
posted on
11/19/2004 1:19:45 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
To: TheBigB
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
To: TheBigB
TGIF...
To: Happygal
234
posted on
11/19/2004 1:21:54 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
To: retrokitten
Oh boy. I am seriously out numbered around here! I need some help. ladies!
235
posted on
11/19/2004 1:22:00 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(I heart Tony Snow)
To: jriemer
And now for something completely different . . .
The Larch
To: Pyro7480
237
posted on
11/19/2004 1:22:15 PM PST
by
Warren_Piece
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter)
To: arichtaxpayer
238
posted on
11/19/2004 1:23:05 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: johniegrad
I have a cup that says, "Eat at Taco Bell, get free gas."
Shalom.
239
posted on
11/19/2004 1:23:14 PM PST
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: shellshocked
TGIF..
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