Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"
Whatever you want. :)
Is Taco Bell the human Draino?
my contribution
http://www.howtofoldashirt.net/
Sign in Window
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE
SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups
from all across the country would be marching on this business . . . and
that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds
back.
But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the
proprietors simply make their statement . . We are a society which holds
Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . And after all, it is
just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home
Who said morticians had no sense of humor?
You gotta love it!!!
God Bless America!
How 'bout a Friday joke...
A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN
OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH...
A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND
FEET "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK,
"ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,
"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH
YOUR HANDS AND FEET"
HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE,
"ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"
FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS,
RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PRIVATES IN ONE
HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND
TAKES A CLOSE LOOK AND SAY'S, "THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THEM!"
FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN
MASK AND REPLIES,
"THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE --MY--TEST--RESULTS--BACK?"
Have a nice weekend.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I am so glad my office door was closed!!! :-)
No kidding.
*chuckles*
Wow, that's a lot of eye candy on your profile page. I have to visit more often.<--Thats my new favorite page.
already posted http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1284137/posts
An American, a Canadian, and a Frenchman were caught making liquor in Saudi Arabia, and sentenced to forty lashes.
They tied up the Canadian and said, "You are allowed one request before we begin."
"Put a pillow on my back."
The pillow lasted only ten lashes, and they carried him off bloody and screaming.
They tied up the Frenchman and said, "You are allowed one request before we begin."
"Put a two pillows on my back."
The pillows lasted only twenty lashes, and they carried him off bloody and screaming.
They brought in the American and said, "because you are an important ally and defended us from Sadaam, we will give you two requests."
The American said, "in the spirit of fairness, I only want one request."
The Saudis were impress with his courage and integrity. "Very well, then, what is your request?"
"Put the Frenchman on my back.
ah, a nasty concept that gets nastier with each successive take.
I farted again.
Well, I'll be darned. Junior Samples finally bought a suit!
(Sorry 'bout dat, Junior...)
I found mousse in my shower. A muse bit my sister once.
J-Lo's bum holds up advert
Filming for a TV advert was reportedly held up - because J-Lo's bum was too big for her skimpy outfit.
The singer failed to squeeze into her sexy black leather costume for the new £11m Pepsi commercial, reports the Daily Star.
Frantic staff had to stitch an extra piece of leather onto the outfit to cover the star's curvy bottom, according to the paper.
A set insider said: "It was quite comical, really. There were all these people ready to get on with the work when we realised there was a problem.
"Basically J-Lo's num was just too curvy for the outfit."
Beyonce Knowles and David Beckham also feature in the mega-budget advert.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1181898.html?menu=
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