Geography

[shaista]

Even though the sun is there why do the universe seems to be dark i.e. why there is no light in universe. After having asked this question how come the earth gets the light.

[Slings and Arrows]

That was sarcasm. It's very popular on the Internet.

[Shryke]

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It's all there.

[Bella_Bru]

*long drawn out sigh*

Our current goal is the Smokey Backroom.

[Shryke]

Enjoy.

[Bella_Bru]

Ernest Borgnine....now there was a chap who probably never had the same dust voles isssue you have.

[Shryke]

now there was a chap who probably never had the same dust voles isssue you have

Dust BUNNIES, damn you! Bunnnniiiiiieees!!!

Your transparent attempt at denegrating me by association with voles is contemptable. Typical mooseburger lobbyist behavior!

[NicknamedBob]

"Bunnnniiiiiieees!!!"

Looks like there's some dust collecting on top of that word.

[Bella_Bru]

Now see here! Dirtboy and myself have already decided that they do not look like bunnies at all, and the term dust vole is far more appropriate, modern, up-to-date. You are just a typical Luddite!

[Slings and Arrows]

Ah. Well, in that case, I read at the objective and unbiased website http://www.deathtoamericaisraelandallcutefluffykittens.org that the attack on the USS Liberty was planned in advance by pants-flavored dust-chicken PETA-openers! And don't you DARE accuse me of anti-Mooseism!

[Shryke]

Luddite eh? At least I am not a DAMNABLE

PALEOMOOSE!!

[Shryke]

You're right. I think we've expanded our market.

[Slings and Arrows]

PALEOMOOSE!!

No, you're a WRETCHED

NEOVOLE!

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'll put a stop to this...

[EggsAckley]

ALL YOUR UNIVERSE ARE BELONG TO US

[grellis]

Here is a fine example of what I meant when I mentioned "issue-based discussions."

Everyone needs to laugh now and then and Monty Python isn't on 24/7.

[grellis]

She's buggered off!

[PatrickHenry]

Why aren't the Great Plains buried in buffalo dung? Likewise for the elephant homelands of Africa. The whole planet should be buried under a layer of dung at least 200 feet high! Yet it is not!!

The answer to this paradox has been cleverly hidden by a silent, all-enveloping conspiracy. Either the age of the earth is a lie, or the existence of dung is a lie, or ... there are aliens out there who swoop in at night and gather up the dung for their own purposes ... hiding it on the far side of the moon ... waiting until they have accumulated enough to ... to what? That's what I want to know!!!!

[VadeRetro]

If there was no dark, how would you know what the light is anyway?

[Shryke]

An excellent diversionary tactic, but the true issue still stands: we must focus on chicken-flavored dustbunnies in my pants, and their economic benefits to me, and ignore cheese-flavored mooseburgers, and their paleolithic, happy-go-lucky, lobbyists.

You've been rebutted again you wiper of other people's bottoms! AGAIN!

[VadeRetro]

I'm getting email after email saying my mortage application has been accepted, I just need to go to a web site and furnish a few more details. Lacking the means to pay one off in the first place, I haven't applied for a mortgage. WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!!??