[PatrickHenry]

Why aren't the Great Plains buried in buffalo dung? Likewise for the elephant homelands of Africa. The whole planet should be buried under a layer of dung at least 200 feet high! Yet it is not!!

The answer to this paradox has been cleverly hidden by a silent, all-enveloping conspiracy. Either the age of the earth is a lie, or the existence of dung is a lie, or ... there are aliens out there who swoop in at night and gather up the dung for their own purposes ... hiding it on the far side of the moon ... waiting until they have accumulated enough to ... to what? That's what I want to know!!!!

[Shryke]

An excellent diversionary tactic, but the true issue still stands: we must focus on chicken-flavored dustbunnies in my pants, and their economic benefits to me, and ignore cheese-flavored mooseburgers, and their paleolithic, happy-go-lucky, lobbyists.

You've been rebutted again you wiper of other people's bottoms! AGAIN!

[VadeRetro]

I'm getting email after email saying my mortage application has been accepted, I just need to go to a web site and furnish a few more details. Lacking the means to pay one off in the first place, I haven't applied for a mortgage. WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!!??

[balrog666]

Why aren't the Great Plains buried in buffalo dung?

There's a movie starting Friday that just might answer this age old conundrum!

[longshadow]

or ... there are aliens out there who swoop in at night and gather up the dung for their own purposes ... hiding it on the far side of the moon ... waiting until they have accumulated enough to ... to what? That's what I want to know!!!!

"Festival of the Guano-Bandits"