Geography

[shaista]

Even though the sun is there why do the universe seems to be dark i.e. why there is no light in universe. After having asked this question how come the earth gets the light.

[Bella_Bru]

Can I also blame him for my letter-opener mishap this morning?

[Shryke]

No no no no, that is a Zionist lie designed to distract the general public from my sensational chicken-flavored pants, which feature dust bunnies.

[Bella_Bru]

No no no no, that is a Zionist lie designed to distract the general public from my sensational chicken-flavored pants, which feature dust bunnies.

If you have dust voles forming in your pants, it's been tooooo long.

[dirtboy]

If you have dust voles forming in your pants, it's been tooooo long.

Monica never had to worry about picking dust voles out of her teeth.

[Slings and Arrows]

Can I also blame him for my letter-opener mishap this morning?

Of course! If Hillary was in the White House all chicken-flavored dust-bunnies would be unionized employees of the Federal Letter-Opening Administration, brining much needed professionalism to this vital task!

[Shryke]

Peta? I feed PETA vegitarians to the starving homeless. Solves alot of issues.

[Bella_Bru]

I mean, if you have dust voles in your pants....dude....you can pay to have that situation taken care of.

[Shryke]

This is my kind of science thread. All the hot debate, classic issues, and, ofcourse, Monica. Let's see if we can get this backroomed.

[Bella_Bru]

Tell us about why you have dust voles in your pants. That is sure to get us moved.

[Slings and Arrows]

Since we're talking about the California Democrats:

[dirtboy]

Peta? I feed PETA vegitarians to the starving homeless. Solves alot of issues.

But it does NOTHING to address the looming crisis of a shortage of chickenized dust voles, a crisis that YOU promised to address your first term, yet you vetoed an appopriations bill that would have ensured that all dust voles were chickenized and all children, rich and poor, had proper access to chickenized dust voles. Instead, you took large campaign contributions from the cheese-flavored mooseburger lobby...

[Shryke]

I mean, if you have dust voles in your pants....dude....you can pay to have that situation taken care of.

Simpleton! You've missed everything. The original poster, while logged in!, posted this in order to feature my pants. This is called marketing. All your geographies belong to me.

[Bella_Bru]

Well hey, the marketing idea worked. I saw the plea for help regarding your pants, and I came up with a solution.

[dirtboy]

Hey, where did you go?

[Shryke]

cheese-flavored mooseburger lobby...

ROTFLMAO. I just crapped my pants. This is going to hurt my business model, my campaign, AND profits.

[Slings and Arrows]

Great Scott! We might be banished to Chat!

[wardaddy]

lol

[Shryke]

Chat can be fun, on slow news days. Right, Cheese-Moose?

[NicknamedBob]

"...chicken-flavored dust-bunnies, when I, in fact, originally brought them up."

Then you should be the person to ask. Is there money to be made in this enterprise? (Raising chicken-flavored dust bunnies)

I'm looking for a home business, and this seems like an easy one to get into. Like everyone else, I already have "seed dust."

Next question: Do you herd them with Pomeranians?

[Bella_Bru]

That happened long ago, my friend. You have just been pre-occupied with PETA flavored chicken.