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Kamala Harris Demands Abolishment Of Electoral College And Also Popular Vote And Also Anything Else She Could Lose
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/15/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/15/2026 11:39:31 AM PDT by DFG

U.S. — As rumors continued to swirl that she was preparing to make another run at the White House in 2028, former Vice President Kamala Harris appeared on a podcast to demand the abolishment of the Electoral College and also the popular vote and also anything else she could lose.

Appearing on the Baby, This Is Keke Palmer show and tiptoeing around any formal announcement that she would again run for president, Harris advocated for expanding the U.S. Supreme Court, doing away with the Electoral College, disregarding the popular vote, and removing any other obstacles in general that might prevent her from winning.

"Everything that keeps me from winning should be eliminated," Harris said. "Winning an election shouldn't require me to get more votes than my opponent. That's not what winning is. Winning is being recognized as the winner. And winning is about winning, not votes. When I was chosen as vice president, it wasn't because I won votes. And when I was named the Democratic nominee for president, it wasn't because I won votes. I was just chosen. That's how I think everything should be. No Electoral College. No popular vote. No Supreme Court. I should just be the winner. Because that's the way I win, and winning is winning."

Harris went on to say that not allowing her to win was discrimination against her for being a woman, for being black and for being someone nobody wants to vote for.

At publishing time, Harris had announced that she would run for president in 2028 as long as she would be given the position and not have to actually convince people to vote for her.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2028; electoralcollege; kamalaharris; scotus
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1 posted on 10/15/2026 11:39:31 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

She also wants a pony.


2 posted on 10/15/2026 11:40:23 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: DFG

Right! So the island of Manhattan can usurp the entire state of Wyoming. F’n idiot.


3 posted on 10/15/2026 11:41:06 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: DFG

Run, Roundheels! Run!


4 posted on 10/15/2026 11:42:13 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence." -Marx the Smarter (Groucho.))
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To: DFG

The Bee almost got me on that one.


5 posted on 10/15/2026 11:42:38 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: DFG

Selected not elected. Used to be a problem.


6 posted on 10/15/2026 11:43:09 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: DFG

I think Colin Powell wanted to be President but just thought he should be appointed to the office—he didn’t want to have to run for the office.


7 posted on 10/15/2026 11:50:09 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG

Appearing on the Baby, This Is Keke Palmer show


https://www.youtube.com/@BabyThisisKekePalmer


8 posted on 10/15/2026 11:53:07 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple ((Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere))
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To: DFG

So close to being stung


9 posted on 10/15/2026 11:54:40 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

LOL! Whoreizontal Harris wants to abolish her past. Tampon Tim? Not so much.


10 posted on 10/15/2026 11:56:05 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: DFG

She already voided the idea of a party primary.


11 posted on 10/15/2026 12:56:56 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (If the Islamic Republic government is in power in Iran when the war is over, we will have lost.)
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To: SpaceBar

We ALL know if by chance in 2028, the Democrat candidate lost the popular vote but prevailed in the electoral college, ALL the “blue” states who passed the “popular vote compact” lunacy would immediately between election day and the Electoral College meeting in December call special sessions to reverse the popular vote compact they passed. ALL to “save our democracy” of course! We know it and they know it.

“Saving our democracy” can’t be accomplished if Democrats lose elections. So starting in 2028, I offer an option in the spirit of bipartisan compromise... if the Democrat wins the popular votes but loses the Electoral College, we count the popular vote (Democrat elected POTUS). But… if the Democrat loses the popular vote, but wins the Electoral College, we count the Electoral vote (Democrat elected POTUS). If anyone protest the results they will be arrested and tried as an “insurrectionist.”

If by chance, the Democrat candidate again loses both the popular vote and the Electoral vote (2024)… we melt down and scream “Democracy has failed, Russia stole the election” and demand endless investigations of the GOP winner... throughout their term, sorta like with Trump. Justa humble suggestion.


12 posted on 10/15/2026 12:57:47 PM PDT by FiddlePig (The greatest threat to our sacred liberty is to not value it!””)
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To: KarlInOhio
She already voided the idea of a party primary.

And she made campaigning while high and drunk commonplace.

13 posted on 10/15/2026 12:58:44 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: DFG

They forgot to add sobriety to the list.


14 posted on 10/15/2026 12:59:16 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: DFG

“I should just be the winner. Because that’s the way I win, and winning is winning.” You weren’t the winner Kamala.


15 posted on 10/15/2026 1:33:56 PM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: DFG

Almost got me, Babylon Bee.


16 posted on 10/15/2026 1:56:33 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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To: DFG
> "...Because that's the way I win, and winning is winning..."

And as we all know:

"Everybody loves a yellow school bus winner!"

17 posted on 10/15/2026 5:55:26 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: kawhill

Taco Bell was voted the best Mexican restaurant in the US. That is why we have an electoral college


18 posted on 10/15/2026 5:59:22 PM PDT by KC Burke
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To: DFG

ms emhoff needs to mind her bidness.


19 posted on 10/15/2026 6:12:22 PM PDT by rktman (Patriotism not 'hateriotism' !. Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. 🇺🇸)
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