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Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/10/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/10/2025 1:11:48 PM PST by DFG

FRANKLIN, TN β€” Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after learning that President Donald Trump had begun pushing a 50-year home mortgage.

According to sources, Ramsey collapsed at his desk after reading a Truth Social post from Trump in which he pushed the concept of a 50-year home mortgage to combat the growing housing crisis.

"It was a sudden shock he wasn't able to handle," one person close to Ramsey's family said. "Just the word 'mortgage' is usually enough to cause adverse effects on Dave. The president pushing for a 50-year mortgage, however, was just more than he could bear."

Ramsey was rushed to the hospital after suffering what was suspected to have been a major cardiac event from seeing such terrible economic policy. After regaining consciousness, he condemned the president for not following his envelope method.

"You can't spend money you don't have, even if it's stretched out over 50 years. Sure, you'll be able to afford the monthly payment, but you'll never be out of debt. Ever!" Ramsey said from his hospital bed. Nurses later gave him a sedative and asked reporters to leave him alone.

Ramsey's wife asked for prayers for her husband and for Trump, that the Lord work on his heart and change his economic policy. "I love the president, but he's clearly trying to kill my husband," Sharon Ramsey said. "I told Dave to stay off Truth Social, but he didn't listen."

At publishing time, Dave Ramsey had been discharged from the hospital and was able to pay his bill in full with an envelope full of cash.



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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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1 posted on 11/10/2025 1:11:48 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

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2 posted on 11/10/2025 1:13:16 PM PST by Hyman Roth
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To: DFG

If people want to know what I look like, I resemble Dave Ramsey very much...........


3 posted on 11/10/2025 1:14:28 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: DFG

50 year mortgage is as bad as a 30 if you don’t apply extra principle payments to the mortgage.


4 posted on 11/10/2025 1:19:24 PM PST by Mean Daddy
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To: Red Badger

I look like Brad Pitt.


5 posted on 11/10/2025 1:19:55 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: DFG

A fixed home mortgage rate of about 3% would do wonders for him.


6 posted on 11/10/2025 1:21:29 PM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: crusty old prospector

Wilford Brimley’s thinner brother here.

Eat your oats - it’s the right thing to do.


7 posted on 11/10/2025 1:21:31 PM PST by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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To: Mean Daddy

Yeah I dont know if this whole 50 yr mortgage thing is a good idea, heck what do I know


8 posted on 11/10/2025 1:24:29 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Mean Daddy

If you are going to get a 50 year mortgage, you may as well just rent.


9 posted on 11/10/2025 1:26:11 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: decal

At least you aren’t Euell Gibbons.


10 posted on 11/10/2025 1:27:08 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Magnum44

I don’t know. A 50-year mortgage could be argued that it’s like renting with a guarantee that the rent payment doesn’t rise for 50 years.


11 posted on 11/10/2025 1:28:04 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Red Badger

My appearance changes. But anyone married to a beautiful actress, that was me. They are such trouble.


12 posted on 11/10/2025 1:29:13 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: crusty old prospector

I used to.................πŸ™„


13 posted on 11/10/2025 1:29:45 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Tell It Right

you can get that with 15 or 30 year mortgages and the interest paid over the term will be way less.


14 posted on 11/10/2025 1:30:16 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Tell It Right

Unless taxes and property taxes are included in an escrow account. Then you KNOW it’s going to rise.


15 posted on 11/10/2025 1:32:16 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: Magnum44

FYI. In Japan………,

Historical context: These long-term mortgages were a part of the period of excessive credit and rising real estate prices before the collapse of Japan’s financial system in the early 1990s.


16 posted on 11/10/2025 1:34:42 PM PST by SteelPSUGOP (UGHT)
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To: DFG

Families have to help each other more. The time of being 18 and independently is very nearly impossible now in many places.


17 posted on 11/10/2025 1:35:34 PM PST by Jonty30 (I've been diagnosed as being polemic and there is no cure. )
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To: DFG
The Bee entertains, too.

I suspect Ramsey's getting a good laugh as well.

18 posted on 11/10/2025 1:36:57 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Magnum44
In all seriousness, I made way more 10 years, 20 years later than I did in my late 20's or so. So look at it like this:

1) A young married couple in their late 20's buys a home with a 50-year mortgage with the monthly payment within their budget.

2) As they gain more work experience and make more, they either pay extra on principal or put the extra in an investment account designated to pay off the mortgage early. (The idea being that you can get a higher rate of return on investing even in a simple S&P 500 index fund than the interest rate of the mortgage. So you can pay off the mortgage quicker by investing the extra.)

3) In the end it's a 20 or 25 year mortgage.

19 posted on 11/10/2025 1:41:03 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Mean Daddy

“50 year mortgage is as bad as a 30 if you don’t apply extra principle payments to the mortgage.”

It can be MUCH better than either if you do.


20 posted on 11/10/2025 1:43:06 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Annnd....TRUMP IS RIGHT AGAIN.)
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