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VIDEO: My Wife Maintains Her Amazing Slots Luck but We Still LOST!
Rumble ^ | July12, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 07/12/2025 5:51:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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How can that be? My wife had a string of WINS at the Casino today, July 12, 2025, yet we ended up still LOSING to the tune of about $30 to $40. How? Because of horribly LOUSY payouts. In fact our best slots payout today was about what our WORST payout was in June when she also had a string of WINS but WINS with normal to good payouts. We will be taking a break from the casino until early August because it seems that Lady Luck would only joke around with us again if we went back before then.

So am I a whiner to COMPLAIN about winning (yet losing) but with what I consider to be lousy payouts? Or should I man up and be thankful that our net loss was minimal? Well, overall we did have a fun time at the Casino for the nearly four hours we were there this morning so perhaps I am in no position to complain.


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: casino; ladyluck; lousypayouts; nobodyaskedyou; slotmachines

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There were even MORE examples todays of her hitting WINS with incredibly LAME payouts but for purposes of time limitations I presented only what you see here.
1 posted on 07/12/2025 5:51:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/12/2025 5:52:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m numb with disbelief that someone lost at slots!


3 posted on 07/12/2025 5:55:29 PM PDT by BHI2025
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To: PJ-Comix

You won the lottery when you went to Las Vegas and went home still owning your house and car.


4 posted on 07/12/2025 5:59:12 PM PDT by Jonty30 (He was so fat that it took a year for his memory foam mattress to forget him. )
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To: BHI2025
I’m numb with disbelief that someone lost at slots!

This was like the time that my wife hit on the OLD Cleopatra machine six times in an hour by lining up the 3 Sphinxes but the payouts were so bad we only won about $15.

5 posted on 07/12/2025 6:02:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

That’s how casinos work. The odds of a win are always higher than the payout. And thus they keep the lights on.


6 posted on 07/12/2025 6:03:25 PM PDT by discostu (like a dog being shown a card trick)
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To: BHI2025
It does boggle the mind, don’t it?

/sarc

7 posted on 07/12/2025 6:04:23 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: PJ-Comix

Name the lame casino. They don’t deserve “customers”.


8 posted on 07/12/2025 6:09:27 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I tried pushing the envelope but it remained stationery.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Meh... Casinos are not in the business of giving away money. They have the odds stacked in their favor. And anyone who goes and gives them money, the “luck” is fake and you will always eventually give them more money than they pay you. The only exception is the VERY rare case of a BIG jackpot. And even in most of those cases, the “winner” eventually gives it all back and then some.

Casinos exist for ONE purpose: to separate fools from their money.


9 posted on 07/12/2025 6:11:42 PM PDT by TheBattman (Democrats-Progressives-Marxists-Socialists-Satanists: redundant labels.)
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To: BHI2025

Even more funny - its a penny slot machine... LOLOLOL


10 posted on 07/12/2025 6:12:30 PM PDT by TheBattman (Democrats-Progressives-Marxists-Socialists-Satanists: redundant labels.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I used to work for a company that makes slot machines. The machine’s decision regarding your winnings is determined the instant you pull the handle the first time. Your play is for your entertainment. Winnings are apportioned by law, and those machines grant wins based upon a predetermined percentage to the house’s winnings. It is entertainment for the math impaired.


11 posted on 07/12/2025 6:13:27 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: discostu
I used to have my office in Reno, NV across the parking lot from the Peppermill casino.
And every few days I would go into the food court at the casino to buy a coffee or espresso.
My change from the coffee drink always contained a quarter, which I
dutifully dropped into a slot machine on the walk back out to my office.
Once I actually won $110!
Once getting back to the office, I figured out how much I had spent on coffee
and food in that food court over the previous year, and it was a lot more than $110!
12 posted on 07/12/2025 6:14:50 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: PJ-Comix
Next time buy a handful of scratch off tickets, and a case of beer. Sit at home and knock yourself out.

13 posted on 07/12/2025 6:17:29 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: PJ-Comix

The payouts on bonuses have got progressively worse the past few years. I know gambling revenues in Nevada are down this year. People are throwing in the towel. No fun anymore.


14 posted on 07/12/2025 6:30:26 PM PDT by willk (Local news media. Just as big an enemy to this country as national media)
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To: PJ-Comix

Best way to win in the past was to be a slot machine lurker. With the new computer controlled ones that can be modded remotely, including the payout ratios and amounts, you wont win.

Now the best way to come out ahead is to count cards on blackjack. And eventually the cameras will notice this and they wont let you play the tables after that.


15 posted on 07/12/2025 6:37:21 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I worked as a contractor at Foxwoods Casino. On my last day, after I turned in my badge, I bet $5 on Keno and won net $5. I beat the house, and I will never gamble in a casino again.


16 posted on 07/12/2025 6:38:19 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: PJ-Comix

There’s ‘skill’ to playing slots?

Who knew?


17 posted on 07/12/2025 6:41:52 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Is that Hard Rock or Miccosukee?


18 posted on 07/12/2025 6:47:07 PM PDT by Nicojones
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To: BipolarBob
Name the lame casino. They don’t deserve “customers”.

Actually it's a GREAT casino and we usually do well there. In June, when my wife was hitting the wins frequently with almost all the payouts high the Casino made me breath a big sigh of relief because after I lost my car keys Security Lost & Found had it. In fact, I saw the security guy again today and told him how relieved I was when they found the keys. Chatted with him for awhile and went back to winning games that we ended up losing.

BTW, that Casino used to have great quality buffet breakfasts for just $2.19. It was discontinued during Covid and never came back. Wow! I missed those buffet breakfasts. They cooked eggs to order and served up lots of good stuff like bagels, smoked salmon, sausages, bacon, etc.. DAMN YOU BILL GATES & FAUCI!!!

19 posted on 07/12/2025 6:57:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve been to a gambling casino three times in my life. Twice I was escorted to the exit by armed security personnel. You know, not much luck, but maybe too much vodka.


20 posted on 07/12/2025 6:58:44 PM PDT by kawhill (On his headstone read: DNP. Listed as questionable, day-to-day. I guess he was a baseball player.)
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