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Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/08/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/08/2024 10:00:29 AM PST by DFG

Early reports from Capitol Hill indicated that President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming second term was already off to a contentious start, with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against him for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election.

"He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said. "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it. He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law."

Though Pelosi no longer serves as Speaker of the House and was unable to cite any specific law or statute Trump had broken by winning the election, she remained determined to follow through on impeaching him again.

"He must be held accountable for this heinous crime," Pelosi continued. "This is an urgent matter. We don't have time to deal with citing actual reasons why he should be impeached. That's not necessary. The important thing is to make sure he gets impeached for... something. We cannot let him be president again because that would be very bad for me, and that's illegal."

At publishing time, Kentucky Congressman Thomas Massie, who sits on the House Judiciary Committee, thanked Pelosi for her service and assured her he would place the articles of impeachment in a brand-new special filing cabinet that looked suspiciously like a trash can.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; kentucky; nancypelosi; thomasmassie
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1 posted on 11/08/2024 10:00:29 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

How is this satire?


2 posted on 11/08/2024 10:00:49 AM PST by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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To: rightwingcrazy

Excellent observation.


3 posted on 11/08/2024 10:09:38 AM PST by mairdie (GreenwichVillage ArmyPoet: https://www.iment.com/maida/family/father/oldsoldiersdrums/frontcover.htm)
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To: rightwingcrazy

The Babylon Bee *used* to be a satire site.

It’s now a prediction site.


4 posted on 11/08/2024 10:10:23 AM PST by Stosh
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To: DFG

I will tell you what, if she or any leading demonutter tries this stunt again...

Senate leadership should come down on her like it is civil war. Expulsion needs to be on the table for these nutters attempting to use lawfare to remove a duly elected President.

Republicans had better be willing to go down that road.

As far as I am concerned we speak of ‘soft coup’ these days like it is normal political discourse. They did it to Biden and frankly it becomes more and more apparent we were correct to challenge the 2020 election. An we watched them select Hillary in 2016 with their rigging of the primaries.

Expulsion, expulsion, expulsion


5 posted on 11/08/2024 10:10:42 AM PST by EBH (America Blackmailed, The True Story of the World War...Coming Soon (1/21-))
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To: DFG

Nanzi working on the adage which is almost as ancient as she is.

Third time is a charm.

I’m sure she has the support of newly elected Senator Schiffty.


6 posted on 11/08/2024 10:15:09 AM PST by Biblebelter
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To: DFG

satire or prophecy? the line is thin.....


7 posted on 11/08/2024 10:17:05 AM PST by Quickgun (I got here kicking,screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I can go out that way if I have to)
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To: DFG

I believe Queen Nazi Pelosi and Joe Biden are two of those “devout Catholics” who believe they can commit any sin they want and as they lay dying a man with his collar turned around backwards forgives their sins they fly straight to Heaven bypassing God’s judgement.


8 posted on 11/08/2024 10:18:44 AM PST by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: DFG

Good thing I noticed this was “the Bee”, or I would have been banned from this site for my posts.


9 posted on 11/08/2024 10:19:52 AM PST by A Navy Vet (USA Birth Certificate - 1787. Death Certificate - 2021? )
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To: EBH

Big difference between Trump 1.0 and Trump 2.0.

1.0 had Pence for VP, someone the Democrats could have lived with as President.

I guarantee they want no part of Vance being President.


10 posted on 11/08/2024 10:20:08 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG
Meanwhile, in real life...

October 22, 2009:

Reporter: Madam speaker where specifically does the Constitution grant Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandate?

Pelosi: Are you serious? Are you serious?

-PJ
11 posted on 11/08/2024 10:24:16 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: rightwingcrazy

It’s not.

I’ll bet they’re working on it, just like they did in 2016 when they pitched a fit about him running and said that if he ran, they’d just impeach him. And he wasn’t even elected yet.

Impeachment was never meant to be used as a tool to eliminate the candidate you didn’t want to win.

How is that the democracy the democrats claim they are champions of?

Can you say *insurrection*?

(Disclaimer: I know this is the Bee, but again, *The Babylon Bee: Tomorrow’s News, Today*)


12 posted on 11/08/2024 10:29:48 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: Stosh

Spoiler alerts.


13 posted on 11/08/2024 10:30:27 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: DFG

Is there a betting pool on how many motions to impeach will be read out on the House floor the next four years?

At least two per year, one might guess.


14 posted on 11/08/2024 10:31:59 AM PST by lurk (u)
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To: rightwingcrazy

Almost posted something that would get me kicked off FR. Then I saw it was the Bee. Whew! That was close.


15 posted on 11/08/2024 10:33:32 AM PST by jimbug
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To: DFG
"Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment"

Maxine waters has probably got something from 2016 or 2017 she can just dust off and update a little.


16 posted on 11/08/2024 10:42:38 AM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: clearcarbon

Indeed party leaders don’t take no for an answer.


17 posted on 11/08/2024 10:57:05 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: DFG

Hell...I figured they were ready to deliver already....


18 posted on 11/08/2024 11:02:06 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: rightwingcrazy

For the reason given only. If they regain the House, they will oppose him at every turn.


19 posted on 11/08/2024 11:10:59 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Before you post, stop and think: "Would that person slap me if I said it in person." )
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To: Stosh; rightwingcrazy
> The Babylon Bee *used* to be a satire site. It’s now a prediction site.

Babylon Bee: SATIRE SPOILERS

20 posted on 11/08/2024 11:25:09 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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