Posted on 11/04/2024 1:15:06 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy' by decorating their storefronts with highly durable yet cost-efficient plywood.
Just one day before the presidential election, a palpable sense of joy spread throughout the 90% Democrat city, with some business owners going all-out in their Election Day decorations and ornamenting their brick-and-mortar locations with extra-joyful plywood, armed security, and "closed" signs.
"Yeah, you know, this time of year we local business owners just really like to show our support for the Party of Joy," said Abhijit Narayanasami, manager of a D.C. Walgreens. "If Donald Trump wins, we're fully prepared for the joyful hooded Antifa members, the joyful fires, and the joyful broken glass that will surely follow."
"So much joy."
Many local families got into the joyful spirit too, with many taking time out of their busy schedules to cruise around the city to point out their favorite Election Day displays and debate which might be most vulnerable to a brick or Molotov cocktail.
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had promised to donate to the bail funds of any joyful people arrested for expressing joy.
Than again, if that’a glass overhead, LOOK OUT!!!
I hope that they party hardy
The headline almost got me.
“Abhijit Narayanasami”
Hilarious.
I hope they have all the joy they can stand..................
Portland is boarded up for their joy party.
If by joy they mean anger, hate, disappointment and rage then it sure does.
Just like every other blue run city 🌃 🏙 🌆.
mark
Not to worry. Who could afford to fill Molotov Cocktails these days?
I hope they have all the joy they voted for.
The military guards around the White House remind me of how joyful I am to live in “our democracy”.
I just hope they don’t shoot any squirrels.
Lol.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.