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Black Man Faces Punishment For Disobeying His Democrat Masters
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/26/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/26/2024 11:03:54 AM PDT by DFG

NEW YORK, NY — A palpable somber mood was felt throughout the Big Apple today following the announcement that a black man would be facing severe punishment for daring to disobey his Democrat masters.

As they have done throughout America's history, Democrats took swift steps to reprimand a local black man for refusing to do what he was told and having the audacity to voice his own opinion in opposition to their directions.

"Looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson," said one powerful Democrat. "We can't afford to have any of these black folks having thoughts and opinions of their own. Who does he think he is? We made him what he is today. We gave him a job. We give the orders around here, and we expect them to be followed. Once we're done with him, all of the others will see that it is a bad idea to disobey what we tell them."

When asked why a black man should follow orders rather than have his own views, the Democrat provided a simple explanation. "We are the ones in charge," he said. "We know what's best for them. We will tell them what to think. We will tell them what they can and can't do. We will tell them who to vote for. And as long as they obey, everything will be fine and we will reward them. But if they decide to get all uppity and opinionated? Then, we have a problem."

At publishing time, Democrats had reportedly told the black man that all would be forgiven if he agreed to publicly apologize for his disobedience and pledge his allegiance to his masters.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: adams; babylonbee; brooklyn; crook; defundthepolice; didntcare1wayorother; ericadams; illegals; newyork; newyorkcity; nyc; plantation; receptayyiperdogan; satire; turkey
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1 posted on 09/26/2024 11:03:54 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

That’s awesome. Awesome because it’s TRUE!


2 posted on 09/26/2024 11:05:52 AM PDT by Liberty Ship ("Lord, make me fast and accurate.")
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To: DFG

Swim with sharks and get bit.


3 posted on 09/26/2024 11:07:50 AM PDT by xoxox
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To: DFG

Priceless!


4 posted on 09/26/2024 11:09:19 AM PDT by Tommy Revolts (,,)
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To: DFG

Horrid little bureaucrats that swarm to the non-conforming members in the hive, dismembering that bad drone. No place for outliers in a hive.


5 posted on 09/26/2024 11:09:28 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Be careful what you say. Your refrigerator may be listening & reporting you.)
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To: DFG

That’s awesome. Awesome because it’s TRUE!


6 posted on 09/26/2024 11:09:37 AM PDT by Liberty Ship ("Lord, make me fast and accurate.")
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To: Liberty Ship

How do we know it’s true?

So we’re supposed to believe Adams would really have the ‘nads to stand up to and/or screw the people who have tried to kill Trump twice?

Adams?!

Come on, man.

No.

What I think is that Deep State is using Adams to send a message to anyone getting cold feet.

Toe the line or this will be you.

And there’s nothing funny about that.

Especially if the message is received and understood.


7 posted on 09/26/2024 11:14:23 AM PDT by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: DFG

The Babylon Bee posts the unspoken truth yet again.


8 posted on 09/26/2024 11:15:12 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: DFG

Be funny to see Adams renounce the democrat party as an evil regime. His bed is made tho.


9 posted on 09/26/2024 11:20:04 AM PDT by know.your.why (Floyd)
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To: DFG

Oh, BURN! Love it.


10 posted on 09/26/2024 11:26:05 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: DFG

Yeah I was wondering what he did to tick off his masters.

Obviously he has been critical of unlimited illegal immigration, I wonder if that is the problem.


11 posted on 09/26/2024 11:26:32 AM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (You can vote totalitarians in but you can never vote them out...)
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To: DFG

He was not loyal to the communist party manifesto.


12 posted on 09/26/2024 11:26:59 AM PDT by Openurmind
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13 posted on 09/26/2024 11:30:16 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: DFG

Be amazing if he gave this speech. He’d change the country.

Because this is exactly what happened.

He get a pardon from Trump, to boot.


14 posted on 09/26/2024 11:30:39 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: mewzilla

Eric Adams didn’t kill himself.


15 posted on 09/26/2024 11:32:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: know.your.why

There’s no question he would not have been indicted if he had not gotten wrong-footed on the illegal alien invasion question.


16 posted on 09/26/2024 11:54:24 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: dfwgator

Ugh...here we go again. Epstein, P.Diddy, and now Adams.


17 posted on 09/26/2024 11:55:34 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: DFG

Refuses to say his name is Tobey rather than Kunta Kinte. The lash he must get.


18 posted on 09/26/2024 12:04:13 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: DFG

The Dems do notwant their house niggas stepping outside the Democrat Plantation, even for a moment.

I can hardly wait until Adams starts inviting Trump to hold multiple rallies at public venues for free.Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers will attend.

Trump may well flip New York and Chucky Schumer may be out of a job.


19 posted on 09/26/2024 1:20:45 PM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: Dick Bachert

SO true.


20 posted on 09/26/2024 1:37:33 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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