Posted on 06/20/2024 10:06:20 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a completely innocuous and in no way unconcerning recent update, the FBI Training Facility for Firearms and Small Weaponry has replaced all of its paper targets with copies of the Constitution of the United States.
According to anonymous sources within the FBI, the move was instituted in an attempt "to help agents in training practice shooting against the opponent they will most likely engage against in the field."
"We just want our agents to receive training that will help develop them for future combat," said FBI Director Christopher Wray as an FBI team practiced shooting down various copies of the Constitution with a sniper rifle, minigun, and bazooka on the range right behind him. "No, no, of course, there's no reason to worry! Do we look like we would ever abuse our power or be in any way corrupt? Get out of town, my man! We're just looking to produce top-notch shooters who could violate the Constitution with a 9mm at any range from five to forty-five meters!"
While several Republican lawmakers and nearly 100% of US citizens who have found out about the training change have expressed concern about the new targets, the FBI has assured everyone that "it's actually okay, since the CIA has been doing this same thing for years."
At publishing time, the FBI had also added silhouettes of Donald Trump as targets on their live-fire range.
This is entirely believable.
The next day, the Constitutions were replaced with pamphlets critical of such things as repressive tolerance and warrantless searches.
> This is entirely believable.
I am seriously concerned that the Left/DS will find a way to kill PDJT, possibly before the election, but if ihe wins, certainly after it.
I think many people are concerned about that as well.
You're looking for the "No More Hesitation" targets:
Which are used to teach the cops that ANY "civilian" with a gun is necessarily a criminal who should be killed instantly. Because "officer safety".
They were gonna use Obama’s birth certificate but couldn’t find it.
I have my own collection of paper targets. It grows each day.
I remember causing a bit of a ruckus with some targets that just happened to be UN blue with about a 2” dot. How was I supposed to know it was UN blue? 🙄
I went looking for this specifically. Naturally Google Search images would not return these pictures.
I'm glad you had them.
They have thought this through, very carefully.
They were gonna use Obama’s birth certificate but couldn’t find it.
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Which birth certificate? Bammie has released some 4-5 different “authentic” certificates. All different.
No worries ... by happy coincidence, I remembered the name of the targets the feebs were actually using.
IMO, they’d make great “don’t shoot” targets in a training or competition scenario.
The hell with paper targets and ammunition... Use laser target systems. There will be too many live targets when it comes time to burn ammo.
One word: “recoil”.
Maybe a few rounds for uninitiated;)
Suit yourself ...
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