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Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans
Babylon Bee ^ | 2/27/24

Posted on 02/27/2024 10:24:15 AM PST by cotton1706

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The former chairwoman of the Republican National Committee will not remain unemployed for long following her resignation, as Ronna McDaniel has been hired at the Democratic National Committee due to her extensive experience in defeating Republicans.

After building an impressive resume of keeping Republican candidates from being elected to office at nearly every level of government, McDaniel was quickly recruited by the DNC after announcing her upcoming resignation as head of the RNC.

"It's an opportunity to keep doing what I do best," McDaniel said. "I've developed proven strategies that get Democrats elected, and I have every intention of continuing to do that in my new position. If my uncle Mitt Romney taught me anything, it's that with enough hard work and determination, you can make sure Democrats always remain in power. I believe the damage I've done to Republicans in 2020, 2022, and already in 2024 speaks for itself."

Democrats are confident that McDaniel's track record will give the party exactly the edge it needs if attempts to rig future elections hit any snags. "She's perfect for this job," said one prominent Democrat strategist. "No one has been able to consistently keep Republicans from winning elections like she has. It's beyond impressive. She obviously has a gift for it, and it's exactly what we need on our team."

At publishing time, McDaniel was already preparing to utilize her tried and true methods of publicly bashing the most popular Republican candidates and pushing voters toward supporting Democrats.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lol; rnc
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1 posted on 02/27/2024 10:24:15 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: cotton1706

The Bee owes me a new laptop


2 posted on 02/27/2024 10:26:11 AM PST by Fai Mao (HeStarve the Beast and steal its food.)
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3 posted on 02/27/2024 10:28:00 AM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: cotton1706

Yikes!! I believed it.


4 posted on 02/27/2024 10:28:46 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop ( ~~ TRUMP is right about EVERYTHING ! ~~ )
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To: cotton1706

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


5 posted on 02/27/2024 10:29:22 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: cotton1706

File this under:

Headlines that could very easily be true.


6 posted on 02/27/2024 10:32:23 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
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To: cotton1706

Wow - that’s gonna’ leave a mark....


7 posted on 02/27/2024 10:34:48 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: cotton1706

Why was mittens niece put as R N C head in the first place?


8 posted on 02/27/2024 10:37:56 AM PST by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon! )
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“Why was mittens niece put as R N C head in the first place?”

I think we all know why. To twist the knife. And to ensure that there was a bulwark against conservative victories.


9 posted on 02/27/2024 10:42:22 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: BigEdLB

Trump paying her back for her support in 2016.


10 posted on 02/27/2024 10:43:01 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Fraud vitiates everything." - SCOTUS)
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To: cotton1706

Don’t give them any ideas!


11 posted on 02/27/2024 10:43:52 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: cotton1706

lol


12 posted on 02/27/2024 10:44:16 AM PST by AAABEST (That time Washington DC became a corrupted, existential threat to us all...)
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To: BigEdLB

Becuz no onw else would hire her.


13 posted on 02/27/2024 10:46:10 AM PST by Kozy (new age haruspex; "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.")
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To: cotton1706

That is freaking funny!!!
The Bee strikes AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


14 posted on 02/27/2024 10:49:55 AM PST by bantam
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To: cotton1706

Absolutely priceless!


15 posted on 02/27/2024 10:57:45 AM PST by sjmjax
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To: cotton1706

The Bee is losing their edge - I guessed the source from the headline!


16 posted on 02/27/2024 10:59:54 AM PST by MortMan (No matter where you go, there you are!)
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To: BigEdLB

Why did 111 state RNC committee members reelect her as RNC Chairwoman in 2023?

Why did 37 Republican senators reelect Mitch McConnell to be their leader in 2022?

Why do Republican voters continue to reelect RINOs?


17 posted on 02/27/2024 11:00:19 AM PST by Mr. N. Wolfe
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

Yikes!! I believed it.

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For about 4 to 5 seconds I thought it was entirely plausible, but then I quickly looked for the source link. Then I was like...whew!...The Babylon Bee...ok.


18 posted on 02/27/2024 11:02:20 AM PST by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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To: cotton1706

🤣🤣🤣 True 😖


19 posted on 02/27/2024 4:48:45 PM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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To: BigEdLB

Now they’re complaining about nepotism with Lara T! 🤷‍♂️


20 posted on 02/27/2024 5:58:58 PM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness. )
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