Posted on 11/24/2022 8:44:09 AM PST by RaceBannon
For all you single Freepers out there...
Ha ha! That merited a guffaw!
nope, wife died last oct, not looking for another...
And yet there are more than millions of married folks who would give their right arm to be single and alone again.
Cup half full? Or half empty?
Seriously? You needed a friend to tell you that? Did you grow up in a Petri dish, or what?
Regards,
Yeah! Celebrity marriages! They never last, do they?
Regards,
I need a girlfriend like I need a shotgun blast to the face.
I’ve changed a tire before, and as often as I’ve thought various other people should be killed, that should make women hot. Other people may be too wilted to hang all the barstards that deserve it, but I’m not.
The real problem, as I see it with changing a tire, is that the lug wrenches nowadays are these little bitty things that don’t offer much torque, especially against machine-tightened nuts. With the one tire that I successfully changed, the lug wrench was a nice, four-handled item that offered plenty of torque, so loosening the nuts was easy-peasy Jap-a-nese-y.
I changed that tire on July 4, 2006. There would be no shops open on THAT day. The lady at a gas station let me use part of her parking area to do it, too. I was loyal to that gas station for ages afterward. :-)
I have a level driveway, too, so I could probably change my own oil if necessary, assuming a modern automobile is built like the older ones. My cousin-in-law showed me how to do that one while I was in college. :-)
How’s this one for the ladies? I went running today. Was hoping to do four miles in one run, but I tripped and fell after about 3.4 miles. Many cuts, but I walked a little while, and after ascertaining that the wounds were superficial, I resumed running for another 0.65 miles to get that 4 in. Happy Thanksgiving, ladies.
And to think, if I were only busy getting 20 to 50 million people killed and targeting vulnerable minority demographics, I’d be gettin’ me some!
I’ve actually driven a riding mower before when I was a kid. My grandpa showed me how to work the clutch and the gears, and he was admittedly riding with me, but I have some idea. But that was back in the 1970s. Who knows how complicated the new ones are nowadays.
Or sly as a fox!!! She'll write a book, how to marry a mass murderer / or I was married to a mass murderer. NEWS & Snooze @ 11:00 p.m. Back to you Mary. (wink, wink.)
—> “You don’t choose them (women). They choose you.”
Corollary II: Women like to be pursued.
Single but never lonely, though I miss the kids I don’t have yet.
Meanwhile, Jesus is my plus one.
Amen. Thank you for a beautiful post.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Single and Freerider Thanksgivings least affected by inflation. :)
Happy Thanksgiving all. Praised and Blessings.
Even though I am not married. I know I am extra Blessed spending today, and every day I can, with my Dad and my daughter.
Hugs to all my Freeper Friends. Being here every day is another Blessing I am truly Thankful for.
You are single? And Lutheran? How did I miss that?
Are you by any chance a bird watcher and a reasonably successful hunter? Bald is OK...
Beautiful
I am a fire breathing King James only baptist, I have a Ministry to the homeless downtown and I go into the jails on Thursday night to evangelize the inmates. I’m fairly disabled, drive a car that’s ready to die, collecting Social Security and a VA pension. I’m no longer handsome I’m way overweight and if you’re interested send me a message
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