Posted on 04/26/2022 8:28:27 AM PDT by shadowlands1960
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company for $44 billion.
“We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out,” said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. “The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.”
When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against. While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. “Twitter takes election integrity very seriously,” he noted. “I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American history.”
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It must be a lot of fun to work at The Bee and write this stuff all day.
Yep,I agree. They are christians too which woil,d make it even better imo. Our family has a warped sense of humor, so,the bee’s stuff is right up,our alley
Enraging yet funny
Another great pub,inaction was Jack handy quotes, and also,the far side- such great minds working at all,three places. (I wish these two,were still going though, we had more laughs over them over the years.)
Hilarious.
LOL!!!
I miss Gary Larson. I think my husband has some of the books.
I wasn’t familiar with Jack Handy - thanks.
Musk’s Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight
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This has happened to conservatives so many times in the past, that - for a split second - I thought it could be true.
This is one of the best Bee articles ever! LOL
ROFLOL!
Gotcha! lol
They must be using Dominion machines
LOL !!!!
THEY GOT ME
I love it though...
(Babylon Bee)
Are you happy or sad? From your pic, it looks like you outed yourself.
The Babylon Bee, of course. Meanwhile, over in the DNC Talking Point dinomedia:
The Bee rocks.
5.56mm
"Found" in the trunk of a car belonging to a democrat. Anyone who challenges this 'discovery' is an insurrectionists and the FBI will be a comin' for you...
ping
Found in the trunk of some democrat’s car... anyone who objects to the find will receive a visit from the FBI...
Deja vu!
Has anyone seen the Bee’s podcast with Musk from last December. Fairly interesting chat.
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