Posted on 02/25/2022 1:07:52 PM PST by DFG
KYIV—Ukraine is under attack by its aggressive neighbor Russia, and Climate Czar John Kerry couldn't just sit around and do nothing. Kerry immediately hopped in his private jet, picked up a stack of solar panels, and flew them into war-torn Ukraine to airdrop them to citizens and soldiers about to get hit hard by the Russian army.
"This will help offset your missiles' carbon emissions!" Kerry shouted down at the surrounded Ukrainians. "You're welcome!" Kerry says he hopes the solar panels will help the Ukrainians achieve carbon neutrality in the midst of a full-on attack by Russia.
The move comes after Kerry called on allied nations to not lose sight of the important thing during the Russian invasion of Ukraine: climate change. Kerry said he couldn't sit idly by and had to put his money where his mouth is when it comes to action on climate change.
"So, I fired up ol' Bessy -- that's what I call my private jet here -- and sprang into action," Kerry said proudly. "These puppies oughtta power a good two, two-and-a-half homes during the Russian invasion. And once Ukraine upgrades to green, all-electric tanks, they should be able to plug in and power them up to help defend against the Ruskies."
Future missions will see Kerry airdropping wind turbines, carbon credits, and reusable straws.
With some cases of Grey Poupon.
Hope they don’t fall on anyone’s head and kill them.
Oh well, that’s progress.
Ok the Babylon Bee is getting too real 🤣
AOC wants to send battery cars so the Ukrainians won’t need energy 🤪
Kerry is a dope (and a traitor). Deserves the B’s attack.
Maybe Kerry can fly around the world in a private jet to waste some more jet fuel.
Keep the solar panels. Airdrop Kerry.
The difference between reality and the Bee: probably a few weeks if that.
Please hurry...the planet is dying!
I actually believed this given it’s Kerry we are talk’in about. He typifies it doesn’t take intelligence to serve in gov’t.
LOL...perfect! Another Bee home run.
Whatever The Bee is paying their writer’s it’s not enough.
His ‘private jet.’ OMG, these people are simply too much.
The US military is lending their trannies to Ukraine to repel Russian troops.
Too close to reality
"Taiwan Enjoys Free Sneak Peek At What Will Happen To Them In Just A Few Weeks"
The shattering glass from the solar panels hitting the ground could cause the Russian tanks to get a flat tread! :)
OK. I bought the headline.
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