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Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/18/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/18/2022 1:59:00 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have issued a dire warning to the American people that Republicans will steal the election in 2022 by blocking all Democrat efforts to steal the election.

"Republicans want to destroy our democracy by stealing the election, just like Hitler," said Nancy Pelosi in a speech supporting the Voting Rights Act. "If Republicans are not stopped, they will block all our noble efforts to steal the election for ourselves, because Republicans are racist and want to bring back Jim Crow. We cannot allow that!"

The crowd of enthusiastic school kids in the audience who had been bussed in for the speech cheered in agreement.

Democrat strategists agree that their best hope in the midterms is to cheat as much as possible. They warn that if their cheating is stopped by Republicans, Republican candidates may win, which is the same thing as literal fascism.

"When Democrats cheat, that's just Democracy as Martin Luther King intended," said Pelosi. "When Republicans stop Democrats from cheating, that's an unfair attack on Democracy itself. We will not rest until the will of felons, illegal immigrants, and dead people are heard and every vote is counted!"

Republicans started to say something in objection but stopped short after being told that was cheating.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; cheat; democrat; election; pelosi

1 posted on 01/18/2022 1:59:00 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

The Bee is now reporting real news?


2 posted on 01/18/2022 2:02:53 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: DFG

The Bee is losing some of its authenticity. Republicans don’t back down when they’re called cheaters. It’s when they’re called racists. LOL


3 posted on 01/18/2022 2:04:03 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

the dems are sure pi..... that they can’t do mail in 100%.


4 posted on 01/18/2022 2:04:16 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DFG
More people identifying as Republican is voter fraud. Everyone knows that Democrats are the rightful owner of all the votes!

-PJ

5 posted on 01/18/2022 2:04:53 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: DFG

Wow !

That ain’t no satire fo sure.


6 posted on 01/18/2022 2:05:04 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!) )
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To: DFG

Perfect.


7 posted on 01/18/2022 2:05:52 PM PST by Antoninus (Republicans are all honorable men.)
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To: DFG

Don’t worry - when the Right To Cheat act is passed there won’t be any Republicans left to worry about.


8 posted on 01/18/2022 2:08:43 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

HAHAHAHAHA that has to be the funniest headline in a long time.
Sadly it is also true.


9 posted on 01/18/2022 2:15:32 PM PST by entropy12
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To: DFG

Satire yes, but not far from the truth.

The democrats should just come out and admit that what they’re really trying to do is make Republicans and Republicanism illegal. That’s exactly what the hardcore marxist/fascist left wants.


10 posted on 01/18/2022 2:21:58 PM PST by Bullish (This is the most bloated and most inept govt in history.)
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To: Magnum44

“The Bee is now reporting real news?”

They have been for a while.


11 posted on 01/18/2022 2:39:17 PM PST by A strike (Public Health 21st century murder by government. DoktorFauxiMengeleGates to a TerreHaute gurney now)
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To: DFG

LOL.


12 posted on 01/18/2022 3:11:35 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: DFG

I sure hope it’s not fiction. The Republicans need a plan to stop the Democrat steal.

<P?Crying foul after it’s done doesn’t work. Courts won’t listen. Only some Republican states will audit votes.


13 posted on 01/18/2022 3:15:38 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: DFG
Republicans started to say something in objection but stopped short after being told that was cheating.

Sums up why we're here.

14 posted on 01/18/2022 3:23:31 PM PST by viewfromthefrontier
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To: DFG

bum p


15 posted on 01/18/2022 3:35:13 PM PST by VRW Conspirator (Socialism should more accurately be called Sociopathism)
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To: Magnum44

It’s been doing that a lot lately.


16 posted on 01/18/2022 3:48:19 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: viewfromthefrontier

If you vote Republican you’ll be banned from social media for misinformation because your mail-in ballots have already been counted as straight Democratic ticket. It’s justice and all that.


17 posted on 01/18/2022 3:56:55 PM PST by Theophilus (Thes so-called "vaccines" are the top three comorbidities)
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To: DFG

Nailed it as always.


18 posted on 01/19/2022 4:03:03 AM PST by FLT-bird
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