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Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Babylon Bee ^ | 12/04/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/04/2021 4:22:42 PM PST by DFG

NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment rate among brothers in the Cuomo family, saying it has increased to a record 100%. "This is unprecedented among Cuomos," said BLS Commissioner Bob Labor. "Contributing factors may include a struggling economy, as well as the fact that they're both corrupt skeezy pervs."

Experts expect the Cuomo unemployment rate to tick down later next year when they release their bestselling tell-all books about being corrupt skeezy pervs and run for public office.


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 12/04/2021 4:22:42 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Sting!!!


2 posted on 12/04/2021 4:25:31 PM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: DFG

It will drop when cnn hires Andrew cuomo to take over chris Cuomo’s tv show.


3 posted on 12/04/2021 4:25:57 PM PST by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: DFG

LMFAO!!!


4 posted on 12/04/2021 4:38:52 PM PST by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: DFG

CNN has never been a news org. Does this mean they will take a real run at it?


5 posted on 12/04/2021 4:41:45 PM PST by stevem
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To: DFG

Good one.


6 posted on 12/04/2021 4:48:58 PM PST by unclebankster (Globalism is the last refuge of a scoundrel)
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To: DFG

Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buahahahahahahhaaahaa!

These asshtahats Cuomo brothers and the entire Cuomo family have been employed by the New York mafia for generations. They are NEVER out of work.

“Cuomo says he’s offended by mafia references — so why does he act like Sonny Corleone? “

https://nypost.com/2021/02/17/cuomo-offended-by-mafia-references-but-still-acts-like-sonny-corleone/


7 posted on 12/04/2021 4:52:57 PM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: DFG
They also renamed Mario Coumo bridge. I would post directly but the language is a little rough.

Father of Two A$$holes Bridge
8 posted on 12/04/2021 5:18:21 PM PST by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: DFG

Sorry but the Hans Gruber falling to his death moment comes when Trump goes in for the kill! The ultimate humiliation for that stupid prick who was just so damn smart.


9 posted on 12/04/2021 5:18:24 PM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian (. Democrats are lawless because Republicans are ball-less!)
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To: DFG

Bang!


10 posted on 12/04/2021 5:24:19 PM PST by Bullish (This is the most bloated and most inept govt in history.)
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To: DFG

LOL


11 posted on 12/04/2021 5:41:03 PM PST by simpson96
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To: DFG

Burn!


12 posted on 12/04/2021 5:53:13 PM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: DFG

I think the word would be sLeezy when describing the perverted duo


13 posted on 12/04/2021 7:00:23 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: Magnum44
"Contributing factors may include a struggling economy, as well as the fact that they're both corrupt skeezy pervs."

Wrong....climate change.

#BagsterFactCheck


14 posted on 12/04/2021 8:58:49 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: DFG

NO-MO CUOMO


15 posted on 12/04/2021 8:59:14 PM PST by Ken Regis
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To: DFG

When egos don’t fly


16 posted on 12/05/2021 8:42:28 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Vaduz

I wonder if they will apply for unemployment benefits?


17 posted on 12/05/2021 1:26:18 PM PST by mosaicwolf
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To: mosaicwolf

They love a crowd


18 posted on 12/06/2021 8:09:52 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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