Update: Joe Biden Has “Hairline Fractures” in his Mid-Foot and Will “Likely Require Walking Boot For Several Weeks”

GP ^ | November 29, 2020 | Cristina Laila

[White Lives Matter]

78-year-old Joe Biden supposedly slipped and twisted his ankle while playing with his German shepherd named Major on Saturday.

Biden was examined by an orthopedist on Sunday where he got a CT scan for detailed imaging.

[White Lives Matter]

What is it with these crooked Democrats and their walking orthopedic boots? Hillary wore one at one point and so did McCain, and yes, I considered him a democrat in republican clothing.

[Jeepers43]

Don’t forget Huma.

[ClearCase_guy]

“Hairline Fractures” — do they make plugs for that?

[CivilWarBrewing]

His BRAIN is fractured. I see they’re setting us up for the RAPID installation of Kum-Allah.

[piasa]

Oh great, here come the qwazy ankle bracelet rumors...

[nwrep]

Well, no inaugural ball for him.

[surrey]

Oh, boo hoo.

[Migraine]

I guess no more of that 3-step fake-fitness debonair jog onto the stage anytime soon, then?

[heshtesh]

Not a good time for Joe to be a wounded animal with the pack of Jackels he’s surrounded by. Can rot in hell for all i care, the guy is truly scum.

[PGR88]

Headline: Biden Dies of Complications From Dog-Play. All Hail President-Elect Harris.

Be careful Joe, that’s how its gonna go down.

[smokingfrog]

Invoke the 25th!

[dontreadthis]

drop dead joe

[napscoordinator]

I can’t believe you said that. The alternative to Biden is Harris. You really want us in hell!

[Nateman]

The boot is where they hide their court ordered tracking device.

[TXBlair]

Lol.

[AnthonySoprano]

‘
They really want to transition to Fist-Bump Harris.

‘

[GnuThere]

The good news is, it’ll put an end to his fake jogging act (to exhibit his vigor!) when he runs up to a stage or microphone.

[Jonty30]

Or is he getting another tracking device?

[Uncle Miltie]

Give that man an ice cream, and send him back to Memory Care!