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Chris Rock - How not to get your a** kicked by the police! [Four minute video. Great advice. Profanity.]
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Posted on 06/27/2020 4:31:48 PM PDT by grundle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: humor; notthisagain
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:31:48 PM PDT
by
grundle
To: grundle
Catch it while you can.
this is making the rounds again and likely won’t survive the next YouTube purge
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:34:00 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: All
Should be shown in driving school. Its good advice for everyone , not just blacks.
To: grundle
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I'm serious, man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why (why, man?)
Yeah, hey 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:42:47 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: grundle
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:44:14 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: grundle
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:47:39 PM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: SpaceBar
He Got WEEEEED! He Got WEEEED!
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:49:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
So Chris Rock is now “woke” and dumping all his white fans?
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posted on
06/27/2020 4:58:22 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("Pres. Trump doesn't wear glasses. That's because he's got 2020.")
To: elcid1970
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posted on
06/27/2020 5:02:19 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: grundle
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posted on
06/27/2020 5:09:11 PM PDT
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: elcid1970
Still good, still smart but unWoke!
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posted on
06/27/2020 5:13:28 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
To: All
Hilarious, from a time when the lunatics didnt run much of the country.
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posted on
06/27/2020 5:23:36 PM PDT
by
iamgalt
To: grundle
Now that was funny right there, I don't care who ya are........*chuckle* 😁
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posted on
06/27/2020 6:29:49 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
("If a really stupid person becomes senile......how can you tell?" - George Carlin)
To: Bonemaker
Afroman....
Colt 45 and two ZigZags, baby that’s all we need.
LOL
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posted on
06/27/2020 6:37:45 PM PDT
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: grundle
Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, puffin onna blunt
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posted on
06/27/2020 6:49:24 PM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: grundle
We all miss the Chris Rock that was funny.
To: The Accused
Are there any comedians today that are actually funny?
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posted on
06/27/2020 7:42:13 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: elcid1970
So Chris Rock is now woke and dumping all his white fans? Dude, he's been woke. Rock was woke before the term even existed. His comedy skewers blacks who game the system and play the victim.
One of my favorite Rock comedy lines is the nightclub. There's the black people who'll dress up and be respectful, and then there's the N-word blacks who'll try to tear it all down. Rock is truly a throwback to what blacks were, prior to getting destroyed by LBJ's Great Society programs.
To: grundle; Chode; nascarnation; SgtBob; SkyDancer; infool7; umgud; al baby; The_Sword_of_Groo; ...
Petunia Ping !!! A Brutha' finally got it right !!!
(I'm Petunia and I approved this message.)
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posted on
06/27/2020 7:57:14 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
My favorite Chris Rock moment is when he is telling his mixed audience about the differences between black people and niggers. Yeah, I said it.
He said black folks are ordinary decent people. Niggers are those who commit crimes. I quote:
“Niggers want to break into your house and take your stuff and steal your money. You want to save your money? Put it in your books! Because niggers don’t read! Go up to a nigger and say, here’s a book. They’ll go like Dracula, aghhhh, get that book away from me!!”
Now flash back to 1962. My Dad was stationed in Korea, he was a brigade commander. He told me his best staff officer happened to be black and then told me never to judge someone by the color of his skin. This black captain told my Dad the exact same thing that there are two kinds of blacks.
I hold to this day Dr. King’s lesson about judging a man by the content of his character, alone.
I don’t know, maybe Chris Rock feels he has to go with the flow to go on working in show business.
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posted on
06/27/2020 9:25:27 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("Pres. Trump doesn't wear glasses. That's because he's got 2020.")
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