Hillaryous: FReepers Flame Clinton's "Stronger Together" Book with Brilliant Satire

Amazon Book Review Comments ^ | 9/20/2016 | Amazon Reviewers

[poconopundit]

A couple weeks ago, Hillary and her walking Cane published a book entitled "Stronger Together"

And it looks like a bunch of FReepers descended on Amazon to flame the new book.

Sales of the book are not going well. Apparently the two week old book's price was recently lowered by 39%. But low sales hasn't stopped people from commenting. As this moment, there are an incredible 1,174 comments on the book! And 80% of those reviews are one-star ratings.

Some of the satire in these comments is a hoot:

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  The Art of the Shakedown by Hill and Tim
  I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted "How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit." ...
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  One Star
  This could be the first "book" in history to have more reviews on amazon than actual sales — bwwwwaaaahAAHA lol
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Health Warning!
  Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week's announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria.
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Sadly had to one star it for lack of content
  Imagine my dismay when key parts of her life were omitted, would have made for far better reading if she had included all of the below starting with flunking the D.C. Bar Exam to:
  — Was removed from her House Judiciary Committee staffer job because of incompetence and lying.
  — The Whitewater scandal.
  — Married a serial liar and cheater, who occasionally had sexual encounters with nonconsenting partners.
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Unbelievable turn of events
  I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read.
  
  

Hey Freepers, what do you think? I say a rating of comments would be fun to see sometimes here on Free Republic.

[Yaelle]

"No, Mrs. Roberts, I didn't say a dog ate my homework. That would be stupid! I said I was working really hard raking leaves for my old neighbor next door and I just couldn't remember where I left my homework. Plus, you know, there were mosquitoes out really bad last night and I had to duck and run for cover. Can I be the one to collect everyone's lunch money again today?"

[Yaelle]

Funny!

[Yaelle]

Still probably #1. It killed me last week!

[poconopundit]

Brilliant, Yaelle. And I detect a resemblance to the mean one on Little House on the Prairie. LOL!

[poconopundit]

You know, if you took the content on FR, it would make a pretty interesting chronicle of the whole election.

The commentary is frequently superb.

[Nacho Bidnith]

Anyone that thinks we on the right can’t be funny hasn’t been to the review page for this book.

Why we don’t do better in the culture wars is a mystery to me.

[SaveFerris]

I gave you a thumbs-up! I just wrote my own, since I’m a verified customer; I’ll let you guys know when it’s out there.

SOME of the 5-stars are hilarious. I gave a bunch of them thumbs-up as well!

[SaveFerris]

LOL - just found this one:

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5+Stars to the Authors....OF THE REVIEWS!

Bysuz702on September 18, 2016

Format: Paperback|Verified Purchase

I didn’t buy this book or read this book, but I have read the reviews, and enjoyed hours of entertaining, fun filled reading, expressing the TRUTH, about a crooked, lying, corrupt, terminally ill Presidential candidate, who stole the nomination from Bernie Sanders, and who is about to steal the Presidency with the use of election fraud. 10 Stars to the authors of these reviews. Proof that not only are Amazon.com shoppers of superior intelligence, but they call it like they see it. More reviews please!

[SaveFerris]

Stronger without Her, September 18, 2016

By PJM9902

This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback)

I like that Hillary amended the book to show that she wasn’t stumbling to the van but dodging sniper fire. God Bless America and Hillary Clinton!!!

[JustaCowgirl]

I can’t wait to see it! Thanks for the thumbs up.

[Liz]

I like that Hillary amended the book to show that she
wasn’t stumbling to the van but dodging sniper fire.

That so?

Frankly I did hear a rat-a-tat---but I thought
Hillary's knees were knocking trying to board the van.

Darn shame.

[Liz]

Heh......plausible.

[SaveFerris]

It’s (my comment review) out there - I don’t know if this is a good link where you can vote, though. I don’t get voting buttons because it’s my own comment. So I can’t tell (won’t be able to see it if it is there). Let me know.

https://www.amazon.com/review/R92GTX9ZG2BJZ/ref=pe_1098610_137716200_cm_rv_eml_rv0_rv

[SaveFerris]

Oops, left you off the ping to above.

[Typelouder]

I posted a 5⭐ review the other day. I've received 96 thumbs up. Dripping with sarcasm and back handed compliments, I proudest of my subtle insertion of < C > into the text. You know...it stands for the 3rd paragraph!

[Typelouder]

I = I’m

[Liz]

Nice slap at Kaine.

I have never heard Kaine make even one worthwhile comment....a complete idiot.

[Liz]

Nice slap at Kaine.

I have never heard Kaine make even one worthwhile comment....a complete idiot.

[SaveFerris]

First time I ever heard of Tim Kaine: 2008, phone interview on one of the lying MSM - NBC/ABC/CBS Kaine says “I’m just glad that Russia and Georgia listened to Senator Obama” (and stopped fighting).

He’s been selling lies and poisoned kool-aid for a long, long time.

[little jeremiah]

I’ve been reading the reviews for a couple of days and passing on the link. A huge ROTFLOL each time, including the freakazoid Hitlery supporters’ meltdowns.