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(Vanity) You Are Old, Mrs. Clinton
The velveted paws of the Typing Tabby ^ | 08-23-2016 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 08/23/2016 5:32:47 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

"You are old, Mrs. Clinton," the young voter said,
"And have to pretend to be strong;
And yet you incessantly sit on a stool --
Do you think, you'll keep up, the act long?"

"In my youth," Mrs. Clinton replied to the pup,
"I was always afraid of a fall;
But, it's more than a stool, for the Press holds me up,
(and my Poll numbers, too!) through it all."

'You are old,' ” said the youth, “as that old poem went,
"And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you still wear those pants suits that look like a tent --
Pray, what is the reason of that?”

"It is true," said the Shrew, that even my Friends
"Say that I'm now shaped like a bubble
It may be certain garments -- they call them Depends
And they help to keep me out of trouble."

“You are old,” said the youth, “your emails, you confess,
"Have been hacked, and are out on the 'Net;
Yet David Petraeus was fired for much less
Pray, why aren't you indicted yet?”

“In my youth,” said Hillary, “I went to Yale Law,
"And denied Bill's affairs while his wife;
And the flexible conscience, which that gave to me
Has lasted the rest of my life.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “it would seem due to chance
That your gait remains steady and sure;
Yet you have seeming Seizures, or St. Vitus' Dance --
Do you think, that they can, find a cure?”

“I have a private doctor, with an Epi-pen,”
Said the Nominee; “don’t give yourself airs!
And the Press has to leave before I board my plane
Or they might see me falling downstairs!”


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Poetry; Politics
KEYWORDS: election2016; hillary; humor; whiskersvanity
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Apologies to Lewis Carroll.

Any apologies to the electorate, are not due from me, but perhaps from the Democrat superdelegates.

1 posted on 08/23/2016 5:32:47 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; neverdem; SunkenCiv; Cindy; LucyT; decimon; freedumb2003; ...

La Cage Aux Faux *PING*...

2 posted on 08/23/2016 5:36:27 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Hillary Clinton sick

Here she is just walking slow - she can barely make it across the street. She is hobbling like a cripple and begins to reach for her face - her doctor swats her hand away - but she cannot help coughing.

She then gets shooed away from the cameras and appears to be mumbling to herself as she turns from the cameras and tries to hobble out of view to an area where there is clearly nothing except a place to hide from the camera.

3 posted on 08/23/2016 5:37:16 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: grey_whiskers
Old and dowdy!


4 posted on 08/23/2016 5:38:40 PM PDT by Bobalu (The moment Hillary was born, the doctor slapped her with a subpoena)
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To: Bon mots

Interesting gif. She is shuffling and looks confused.

Yet, while she hides from public view, her campaign insists that she is in perfect health and that any speculation about her health is a big conspiracy. Mhm.


5 posted on 08/23/2016 5:47:15 PM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: Bon mots

You see Revn Al behind her shuffling along like a sunburned zombie?


6 posted on 08/23/2016 5:50:16 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: grey_whiskers

The coughing thing is usually the sign of heart problems.


7 posted on 08/23/2016 5:51:57 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: grey_whiskers

“You are old,” said the youth,.....”

Donald Trump is older than Hillary, and so are we at the ranch, but as Donald we get about without making a show of our age.

Look at where Donald Trump is today, and how he got there, then look at Hillary, and how she got where she is. Knowing her lifestyle reflects on her health today.


8 posted on 08/23/2016 6:00:44 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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More than just that.

Look at their respective mates.

Trump wins, 257 bazillion to nothing. (Even in Bubba's prime, he didn't belong to Hillary, eh Monica?)

9 posted on 08/23/2016 6:02:56 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Democrats are conveniently forgetting when they used to hate candidates who were old and white. They flocked to both Hillary and Bernie, who are old and white.

Idiots.

10 posted on 08/23/2016 6:07:12 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: grey_whiskers

You owe no apologies to LC for a sustained and worthy conceit, grey_whiskers. Thank you for posting.

If Hillary were not such a scoundrel, corrupted from bark to core by empty ambition, I would find her situation pitiable. Obama usurped her moment eight years ago. Though she was intellectually incapable of functioning as a real Secretary of State, she would have made a better President than Obama. But her time is past; she should have had the good grace to go quietly into the night rather than subject us to the specter of slow decay. More than her physical body, it is her ideas that are old, tired, and hopelessly addled. They were so in her college years, and time has not improved them.


11 posted on 08/23/2016 6:45:54 PM PDT by Chewbarkah (o)
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She looks OLD, like nursing home OLD, with her crowd buddy Rev Sharpton lost and decrepit behind.


12 posted on 08/23/2016 7:03:29 PM PDT by drSteve78
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Al looks horrific, he looked MUCH better when he was fat!!!!!


13 posted on 08/23/2016 7:11:31 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: grey_whiskers

Good stuff Mr. Whiskers!


14 posted on 08/23/2016 7:44:58 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: grey_whiskers

That was brilliant!


15 posted on 08/23/2016 7:45:42 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (Fair Dinkum)
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To: grey_whiskers

Well turned, indeed. Kudos.


16 posted on 08/23/2016 7:50:28 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what Rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Fifth Avenue to be born?)
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To: Bon mots

Funny GIF. Look at Chip Ole, the racebaiter, in the orange shirt. He’s trying to figure out where the hell he is.


17 posted on 08/23/2016 8:23:46 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Let's Make Our Government and Founding Documents Great Again!)
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To: grey_whiskers

TRUMP, NOT FRUMP!


18 posted on 08/23/2016 8:40:31 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Islam is a cancer on civilization.)
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To: exDemMom

she is STAGGERING....this is a neurological problem...


19 posted on 08/23/2016 8:42:44 PM PDT by cherry
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To: A CA Guy

coughing could be from aspiration...


20 posted on 08/23/2016 8:44:25 PM PDT by cherry
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