Hillary Clinton To Admit To Being Lesbian In New Tell-All Book

Mr Conservative ^ | 12-28-2015

[Kevin in California]

If anytime in American history is a good time for someone to come out of the closet, this is the time. Today’s media headlines prove that nothing will assure you greater love, acceptance, and applause from the chattering classes than “bravely” admitting that you’re gay.

[IwaCornDogs]

Gee, Could have fooled me!

[CincyRichieRich]

; she knows she�€™d lose the election if this came out now.”
Oh I think the opposite would happen. She would probably not have to spend a dollar more on her campaign advertising if she did this.

She would be even MORE the darling of American media (if that were possible). She would sweep more than 300 Electoral votes in Nov.

Sad to say.
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Your heart is in the right place and I understand your concern...I’d say though, if media attention equated to votes McCain and Graham would have been one of our presidents by now...it doesn’t equate to votes...

[ROCKLOBSTER]

>> she'd lose the election if this came out now.

Oh I think the opposite would happen.

We had a RAT-faggot up here, who outed himself and ran for Congress recently. I came up with a couple of campaign slogans for him:

The choice is clear, vote for the queer!

-and-

Don't be a slacker, vote for the packer!

He didn't use them...he lost

[Hotlanta Mike]

So the Weiner was Huma’s beard?

[sten]

the mere thought of combining the words ‘hillary’ and ‘sex’ in the same sentence makes me dry heave

[adorno]

Hillary Clinton To Admit To Being Lesbian In New Tell-All Book

Obama has known about Hillary's sexual preferences.

And so, this admission from Hillary is just a step to open the way for Obama to also declare that he's gay.

Two for the price of one.

Hillary takes the first step, the shock waves die off after a short time, and BAM!, Obama seizes the opportunity to come out.

[newfreep]

Add a tall, pointed hat with that “coat” and Hellry becomes a wizard.

[IwaCornDogs]

Ha! Or this headline of the day ....

http://www.jammiewf.com/2015/visibly-unsteady-and-confused-grandma-clinton-clings-to-expensive-walking-aid-while-mistakenly-wearing-a-throw-rug/

[VideoDoctor]

Hillary Clinton To Admit To Being Lesbian In New Tell-All Book

I wish this were true.

The level of acceptance would be small in comparison to the HUGE number of those who felt DECEIVED after all that has happened with the Clinton clan over the years.

[jy8z]

You think they just rub their groins together, like 2 scissors?

Between Clam Boppers it's called frottage.

[jy8z]

Up this way, we call them canoe lickers

Down this way they are clam boppers.

[PGalt]

Hillaryous (Rotten Criminal) thread.

[crosdaddy]

Over this-a way, we call em, carpet munchers.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Well, Huma herself admits that Hilly gets “confused”...

[grey_whiskers]

[grey_whiskers]

Since when is ‘scissoring’ a Keyword?

When you have to disentangle a hairball, apparently... 'Hairball' is one of the other keywords for this thread.

[grey_whiskers]

Are you *sure* that isn’t Elton John with new glasses & haircut?

[Yaelle]

Her campaign is sooooo bad she is going to play her own TRUMP card.

A special announcement on tv, Hill sitting in a plush chair with someone like maybe Anderson Cooper, who also remained closeted so long that not one person was surprised when he came out. Hill will sniff, she will choke back sobs. She tried to come out once in college, but no one understood and she was a victim of homophobia, so she vowed to live as a straight forever. And she tried, sob, sob, sob, how she tried. But she couldn’t satisfy her husband, which caused “pain in their marriage,” and eventually she realized Who She Was, and now, waaaah, no one understands, but you do, don’t you, Anderson.... Anderson? Why are you crying?

And everyone watching is crying, and she gets a huge lift in the polls and no one can say one bad thing about her because she is now a Protected Class.

She can’t get anywhere using “I am Woman, don’t criticize me ever” so now she will play her gay card and insist she is forever above criticism because homosexuals are perfect.

[caver]

I got one pulled on Christmas day. No explanation from the mods. It was entertainment, no BS like this thread.

[mcshot]

Well she has sex with Webstser. Suppose DNA is advisable.