Yew Might Be A Zottee If Yew....

RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 11, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com

[Reverend Saltine]

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Islamb-ofobia is southeren barbeecue.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have a photo of Hillary on yer ‘fridginator.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Biancee (or whatever) is “a 'roll' model.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the sayings of Miley Cyrus.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: cry with happiness at the sight of Bruce Jenner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: collect the best jokes of Joe Biden

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: love John Boehner

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: smoke tofu

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: like your daily 2000 calorie “latte.”

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think “Black Lives Matter,” matters.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think all street signs that say “South…” should be torn down.

Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t jine in here and submit yer own “Yew might be a Liberal if yew....” ribbing :)

[HKMk23]

Ahhh... Nothing like the acrid odor of thoroughly ionized blog pimp. Get the concrete grinder in here to get the stain off of the flooring and these digs could be quite serviceable.

[NoCmpromiz]

Wait a minute..

Are we looking for an August, September, or October landing pad recognizing that the definition of ‘month’ tends to be elastic?

(Gotta give Slings a little time to tidy up his thread if we move but if we’re moving we must do it before the aroma of charred blogpimp clears away. To lend the proper ambiance you know.. ;-)

[Delta 21]

And a snappy salute to you, sir!

Ever vigilant.

Never yielding!

Captured here on video actually disemboweling the blog pimp and getting in a few licks before he lost conscious awareness!

There should be some sort of an award or something for you performing this valiant service.

[Delta 21]

Holy Crap I just seen you were enlisted.

Please forgive that 'sir' crack.

[zeugma]

==like==

[Grampa Dave]

[Tax-chick]

I’m okay with it.

[Old Sarge]

FLASH FLASH FLASH

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

DTG: 160720R SEP 2015
SU: ZOT
REF: POST #1

1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. BLOGPIMP CONFIDENCE IS HIGH.

2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT).

3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION “POTTYMOUTH” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN BUTTHURT.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE LINEDANCE UPON THE TARGET’S REMAINS.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: BRAIN/DRAIN.

6. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.

EOM EOM EOM

#NNNNN

[Old Sarge]

Thanks to the both of you - for the ping, and the hunting - nice job, HT!

[Gefn]

I liked this Zot very much.

And of course, the Viking kitteh.

Well done, young Viking kitty, well done.

[shibumi]

Reference your post #43.

I’ve always puzzled over the term “meat helmets.”

No more. Thank you.

[Darksheare]

Wearing faces as hats and making ponchos from skin were other creative arts and craft threats I have heard used.

[FourtySeven]

I think this is the very definition of an “undead thread” is it not?

The original poster who posted it is now dead (zotted) but the thread lives on.

What more could one ask for? By the way here’s my contribution to the OP: Yew might be a liberal if yew: use the F-word liberally on FR! :D

[Responsibility2nd]

Your horse just heard the Reverend's suggestion. He's all like...

 

Say What?????

[Darksheare]

Say... you were a retread, weren’t you?
When you come back, be certain to stop by and flame everyone here so that we know it’s you.
We’ll hold a welcoming party, honest!

[CatherineofAragon]

This one always came off rather...freakish.

If I remember right, Laz pegged him not long after he showed up.

[Pippin]

Me too! I miss all the fun!

[right way right]

You cud have been a decent freper iffin yah hadit not been stupids rAsy blog gerk.

[jazusamo]

Wow!

Must be a real challenge going through life as a blog pimp, a potty mouth, being an idiot and throw in a reverend to boot.

Thanks for the ping.

[Old Sarge]

Must be a real challenge going through life as a blog pimp, a potty mouth, being an idiot and throw in a reverend to boot.

There's some more of that going around...