Source: FReeper roscoekarns
Posted on 02/24/2015 10:18:26 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
Calling Barack Obama a Commander in “Cheat,” the NATIONAL ENQUIRER this week in an online report has revealed that our First Lady (FLOTUS) is so fed up with the President that D I V O R C E may be coming to America’s White House! Allegedly, a very “vicious” legal maestro only awaits 2014, IRS tax filings for divorce action. So rather than being delayed until 2017, the long rumored marital split may now be imminent! (1) Just think how much worldwide press this turn of events would generate. How important, in contrast, would be the threat of ISIS at Europe’s door, the snubbed Jewish leader’s speech to Congress or the first female SCOTUS sleeping through her leader’s State of the Union address? Hey, Kennedy brought good wine.
Hinting that something may well be up, our supermarket news finder tells us that in 2012, America’s First Couple gave $150,000 to charities. However, in 2013, “charitable donations were just $59,251.” Could the $90,749.00 difference constitute a cost shift from charities to shysters? Drudge is up with shocking headlines revealing the First Couple spent $2.5 MILLION of our money on very separate Valentine’s weekend vacation getaways. (When was he ever here for us anyway?) Barack engaged his favorite taxi service–Air Force One—while Moochelle and the girls flew to Aspen ”for a skiing trip onboard a separate presidential aircraft.” (2)
Tabloids since Christmas have unloaded waves of rumored marital discord from an island in the Pacific! Maybe this year’s frost free holiday was the tipping point in a marriage headed for a war of the leis, Hawaiian style. Hey, maybe the girl just can’t take it anymore. After all, Barack went from last year’s selfie with the flirtatious Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to “was-it-a-thing” with the still married sweet Caroline in...
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Not til the WH gig is up, I'd expect. Then she can max out financially.
Yeah, and the title of FLOTUS’ book would be:
Hog Wallow
If M. Obama doesn't want office, look for her to divorce her sexually ambiguous husband (and to balloon to 250 pounds) within a year.
Obama is a pain! But the Wookie is a pig. She will not leave the public trough any more than Hillary would leave her path to power, Bill Clinton.
Undoubtedly things are not well between Obama and his beard. But the Wookie knows the source of her unearned income.
Source: FReeper roscoekarns
Anyone that tells their daughters that killing your inconvenient babies is okay with me (and publically declaring it besides)...I'd kick him to the curb...
She’s too lazy to be a Senator...
Really, the least of America’s worries is the status of the couple from hell’s marriage.
According to the tabloids, their marriage has been ending for nearly a decade.
Tabloids used to have similar articles about BJ and Hillary and their impending divorce — which still hasn’t happened.
Moochelle won’t give up that gravy train. She and O both see how BJ and Hillary have capitalized after their stint in the WH. Mooch & Barry plan to do the same.
She’s seen the light at the end of the tunnel. It very well may not look so bad anymore. What a laugher. Couldn’t happen to nicer folks.
Is that Baraq’s MIL in between?
These rumors have been out there for a few years now. She isn’t gonna leave the gravy train.
Oh he’ll no. She loves the high life too much.
WE could use a good scandal about now.. 2nd term and all.
You mean Obammy walked in on Reggie and Moochelle in flagranto delite!?!
Now it makes sense.. +-)
get in back of a very long line
ROFLOL! You win the internet today.
If she can’t stand him why should we?
Reggie has been busy around the orifice.
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