Posted on 02/24/2015 10:18:26 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
Calling Barack Obama a Commander in “Cheat,” the NATIONAL ENQUIRER this week in an online report has revealed that our First Lady (FLOTUS) is so fed up with the President that D I V O R C E may be coming to America’s White House! Allegedly, a very “vicious” legal maestro only awaits 2014, IRS tax filings for divorce action. So rather than being delayed until 2017, the long rumored marital split may now be imminent! (1) Just think how much worldwide press this turn of events would generate. How important, in contrast, would be the threat of ISIS at Europe’s door, the snubbed Jewish leader’s speech to Congress or the first female SCOTUS sleeping through her leader’s State of the Union address? Hey, Kennedy brought good wine.
Hinting that something may well be up, our supermarket news finder tells us that in 2012, America’s First Couple gave $150,000 to charities. However, in 2013, “charitable donations were just $59,251.” Could the $90,749.00 difference constitute a cost shift from charities to shysters? Drudge is up with shocking headlines revealing the First Couple spent $2.5 MILLION of our money on very separate Valentine’s weekend vacation getaways. (When was he ever here for us anyway?) Barack engaged his favorite taxi service–Air Force One—while Moochelle and the girls flew to Aspen ”for a skiing trip onboard a separate presidential aircraft.” (2)
Tabloids since Christmas have unloaded waves of rumored marital discord from an island in the Pacific! Maybe this year’s frost free holiday was the tipping point in a marriage headed for a war of the leis, Hawaiian style. Hey, maybe the girl just can’t take it anymore. After all, Barack went from last year’s selfie with the flirtatious Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to “was-it-a-thing” with the still married sweet Caroline in...
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I guess Reggie said it’s her or me.
These rumors have been out there for a few years now. She isn’t gonna leave the gravy train.
No way she walks. Being Queen is too good a gig.
She wants to “distance herself” from him for her 2016 run, no doubt.
Nonsense. He would be doing back flips if she left.
Who here thinks Obama gives a crap about her? It’s all about him. I think he’s perfectly happy to be away from her any time he can swing it. My personal opinion is that she’s probably just a Taqiyya Jihad wife anyway - again, just my personal opinion.
She has her very own EBT card. (”Eat at Barry’s Table”)
I suspect this is just as improbable as the ongoing stories since the mid 90s that the Clintons are getting divorced.
Plus, I'm sure she's thinking "Senator Obama" has a nice ring to it. She's entitled, after all. After giving a Senate seat to that white First Lady, it would be racist not to give her one as well.
First Flotus to walk? that book deal alone would have her rolling in more cash than she could ever need.
And Zsa Zsa has been in her Brave Last Days for about 12 years. The Inquirer told me so.
Compared to the bil that the Obamas are gonna score in POTUS pardon bribes in Jan 2017, that book deal would be pocket money. Mooch wants to live the next 40 years like a potentate, not a rich author.
No way she walks. Being Queen is too good a gig.
The only walking she does is to her limo..
That’s exactly my thoughts - multi-million dollar vacations with dozens of her closest friends, all on taxpayer dollars: no way she will leave that gravy train.
With her vacations, she will need a LOT of cash.
Potentate is such a great word.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Calipha Moochelle
bow down you peasants....
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