Malarkey Did Not Go to Heaven: The Foolishness of Believing that All is False or True

Last Days Watchman ^ | Julio Severo

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Malarkey Did Not Go to Heaven: The Foolishness of Believing that All is False or True

NYT Best-Selling Author Lied About Going to Heaven

By Julio Severo

If you believe that a bad name can bring a curse, consider Alex Malarkey, who says now he did not die and go to heaven.

He is co-author of Tyndale House Publishers’ “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven,” published in 2010. Now he says that his book is deceptive and he is blaming Christian retailers for selling it. Because he is recanting the story of his visit to heaven, mega news outlets — from Time magazine to DailyMail — are covering his case.

This seems their golden chance to say, “Hey, there is no Heaven!”

I do not know the reason for Malarkey to go “malarkey,” an English word that means “Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive.” But the same world that loves exaggerated lies is attacking Malarkey’s malarkey.

There is today a trend of homosexual malarkeys, but the same mega-media that have condemned “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” just love to believe that a man is a woman and vice-versa. They have intensely worked to convince us that the bogus woman who was born a man is a woman. And they have worked to change minds and laws in favor of this lie.

Homosexual malarkeys are the favorite lies today.

About “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven,” just because you found a false testimony it does not follow that all testimonies about Heaven are false. Different is the homosexual case. You know that all men that say that they are female are liars because their DNA is male. Nothing can change it. Through DNA, science proves that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. No one can lie against his own DNA.

The author of “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” lied to God, but his lie does not disqualify other testimonies about heaven.

Two days ago I read a Facebook comment by an Assemblies of God Brazilian-American leader using “The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” to condemn all similar spiritual experiences. At the same time, he has used his Facebook to promote and support comments and views by a Presbyterian minister who espouses socialism and Freemasonry. In fact, this minister is a Freemason himself.

In the past (70 years ago?) it would be perfectly normal to see a liberal Masonic Presbyterian minister using a false testimony to condemn all spiritual testimonies — and, by the way, to condemn also Assemblies of God ministers.

Times have changed. Now Assemblies of God ministers play the old role of the Masonic Presbyterian minister.

It is very unfortunate that Malarkey went malarkey, but God’s Word has never changed.

“Do not quench the Spirit. Do not despise prophecies, but test everything; hold fast what is good. Abstain from every form of evil.” (1 Thessalonians 5:19-22 ESV)

The big socialist media that love and spread all homosexual malarkeys is using Malarkey’s malarkey to disqualify all Christian testimonies about the Heaven.

Christians should not be an accessory to their malarkeys.

We should reject malarkeys in our midst without rejecting true testimonies. And we should reject and denounce all homosexual malarkeys promoted by the big socialist media.

As to Alex Malarkey, he should change his surname — Truthtelling, for the sake of a good Christian testimony.

The world forgives all homosexual lies, but it never forgives a “Christian” lie.

I know that all testimonies — loved and promoted by the big socialist media — that a man is a woman are bogus.

Yet, I have no presumptuous right to say that all testimonies about Heaven are false or true. The big socialist media would want you to believe that all of them are bogus.

If the media were correct, Apostle Paul, who went to Heaven, would have been a liar. The problem is: the media love lies.

They accept the lying testimonies from the darkness and reject the testimonies from Christians. For them, there are no malarkeys about homosexuality. For them, some malarkeys among Christians are an evidence that all Christian testimonies are bogus.

All homosexual malarkeys receive heavenly treatment from the big socialist media. Regardless their true or false nature, Christian testimonies are labeled malarkey and receive hellish treatment.

The big socialist media are throwing a big party against Christian testimonies and Heaven because of Malarkey while they keep their usual celebrations of homosexual malarkeys.

Portuguese version of this article: Malarkey não foi para o céu: a tolice de crer que tudo é falso ou verdadeiro

Source: Last Days Watchman

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[Star Traveler]

Heaven is real, along with Jesus, angels and the souls of those who have died in Christ ... but the “stories” of some people going there and coming back here to “tell the tale” are not real.

[faithhopecharity]

and people believed someone named Malarkey?

:)

[faithhopecharity]

well, that was just too easy.
I believed him too

I am convinced there is a next life, anyway

[editor-surveyor]

John 3:13 declares plainly that no man has ascended to heaven but he that came down from heaven.

All that will make the trip will do it at the same event: The Last Trump.

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[MeshugeMikey]

the kid might just get Josh Earnest’s job...if he asks

[editor-surveyor]

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>> “ if it ain’t in the Bible, forget it.” <<

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Now I suppose that you’re going to tell us that there’s no Santa...

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[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

I’m sure a ‘Bible code’ has found Santa somewhere.

[Ken H]

Now I suppose that you’re going to tell us that there’s no Santa...

I remember being somewhat traumatized when I found out there was no Santa.

I recovered quickly, however, and went to work the next day.

[editor-surveyor]

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Probably in hell where all the sun god worshipers go.

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[editor-surveyor]

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I was about 3 1/2 years old when I told my parents to wise-up, there’s no Santa.

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[Gamecock]

<cuePuddy> Yeah, that's right.

[Vendome]

Luke 16:26

And besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they who would pass from here to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from there.

[CrimsonTidegirl]

And to Hell where the Saturn’s Day worshippers go.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The bible speaks of Paul having been caught up into some region of heaven, so we can certainly accept that such a visit is possible in principle.

I do not know much about the Malarkey story or his past or current attitudes towards the Lord and it would be foolish to assume anything without researching it. Miracles were not enough to persuade some people, full of themselves, to believe, and neither would be a visit to heaven. Satan was in heaven once for all the good that did in his case.

[HiTech RedNeck]

While accurate, that also tells of a smart aleck attitude rather than an understanding one (i.e. I understand the game, it is not real, it claims divine characteristics for a non-divine being, I don’t want to keep it up).

These early attitudes are important; they reflect what we were like coming off of the universal rebellion we know as the fall of man.

[editor-surveyor]

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There wasn’t anything ‘smart aleck’ about it.

I was worried about them. It took another 2 years before it sunk in that it was just for fun. Then for a while, I was miffed about it.
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[HiTech RedNeck]

Not only smart aleck, but supercilious. Look at the bible to see how Jesus handled an “incorrect parent” situation and then compare.