11 Outrageous Criminal Names

wsj ^ | 12/19/2014 | K Dhillon

[w1n1]

Expert Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt knew that Names can tell us a lot about the Person, but does a Name Really Affect the Outcome of a person’s Personal & Professional Success?
Not so much. Their study found that with all else equal between two babies born at the same time, name did not move the needle in terms of economic status later in life. Naming was not destiny.
View the names here.

[immadashell]

Barack Obandit and Eric Holdup should be added to the list

[9422WMR]

Unarmed Michael Brown?
Yea, that’s an unfortunate name/S

[pgyanke]

Just don’t give your kid the middle name “Wayne.”

[blueunicorn6]

Stickemup Jones never had a chance.

[Responsibility2nd]

Its is a true fact that any male with ‘Wayne” as his middle name will be a serial killer.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=killers+with+wayne+as+middle+name&gbv=2&oq=killers+with+wayne&gs_l=heirloom-hp.1.0.0i22i30l2.1734.5859.0.8312.20.18.1.0.0.0.157.2000.5j13.18.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.34.heirloom-hp..1.19.2030.59aC7D8plfk

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-Just don’t give your kid the middle name “Wayne.”-

[Carpe Cerevisi]

Just don’t give your kid the middle name “Wayne.”

Add "Lee" and "Ray" to the mix as well.

[justlurking]

A middle name of “Bob” probably isn’t the best choice, either.

[smokingfrog]

Rob Uhouse

[w1n1]

You guys are killing me. lol!

[Baynative]

Lakwanzaa Tinsley and Shamiqueia Punjab were in trouble from day one

[bgill]

Sure, like naming your little girl Cat, Vixen, Candy or Cherry won't ruin her life. Or naming your son Gaylord, Elmo, Adolf or Poindexter won't increase his chances of being stuffed into a locker. I've seen a BC proving a poor kid's parents named him Bronco Billy. It's no wonder a guy named Serious Curious served time in prison. Claimed his mama was curious who the daddy was and his birthing caused some serious pain.

[fungoking]

Bud Weisser, St. Louis Teen, Facing Burglary Charge

No word if he was an “unarmed teen”, but then he's white so it doesn't matter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/18/bud-weisser_n_6349558.html

[EQAndyBuzz]

My daughter was interested in the Texas Roller Girls league.

Her name was going to be Robyn Banks.

[LearnsFromMistakes]

Just don’t give your kid the middle name “Wayne.”

Gulp...

[piroque]

[dainbramaged]

Years ago I worked with a guy named Spike Nail. He had a sister named Penny.

[jocon307]

Right, never, ever do that.

[Sherman Logan]

My Dad went to high school way back in the 20s with Harry and Rosie Butt.