Posted on 11/04/2014 9:43:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
DIEBOLD!!! That old DUmmie excuse is back for them to explain the sad loss of Kay Hagan in the North Carolina senate LOSS. Why? Because exit polls MUST always be right. Just ask President John F. Kerry. You can see the DUmmies cry DIEBOLD in this very sad THREAD, "Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race?" So let us now watch the DUmmies scream DIEBOLD in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remember to make it THREE asterisks per F word on the Free Republic, is in the [brackets]:
Hagan won the exit polls. How did she lose the race?
[Voting with Obama 97% of the time including ObamaCare?]
Exit polls used to be a very precise method to ensure that elections weren't stolen. Not anymore. That stopped when electronic voting was implemented. This race was stolen.
[And we all know exit polls can't be manipulated. Ask President John F. Kerry about that.]
Diebold
[Ah! That old comforting standby excuse.]
Diebold hasn't owned any voting machines in 6 years
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
same trash whether you want to call it Diebold or not.
[Translation: Don't bother me with the facts.]
Flippity-Floppity diebold machines
[For Floppity-Floppity Democrat candidates.]
Same with Georgia was neck and neck but suddenly a repuke blowout.
[Use that Diebold excuse here, there, and EVERYWHERE!]
I came to DU in 2004 when Kerry won the exit polls and lost the election.
[He was SwiftBolded.]
The only thing worse than conspiracy theories are lazy ones. Exit polls are POLLS; they're not a gold standard of actual votes.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
To the streets! Taking it to the streets....
[You won't make it past the third step up out of Mommy's basement.]
PING!
*rolling eyes*
Same song, 100th verse! LOL!
ABJECT DISPAIR! 
A FREEPER TROLL?? 
Best reply I read, one Dunmie suggested they all leave this country “en masse”! I agree!
Of course, only actually after smoking some Doobie brothers..
Top 10?
Top Ten !!!
If only they would!
LOL. Good on you. Thanks for the good work!
To the streets you say? Well, this is getting series.
Those machines were supposed to be changing R votes to D, what happened?
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Gotta love the chutzpah.
I always wish I’d set up a DU account just for nights like this so I could pop up and empty the magazine a few times before I got banned.
LOL. Good on you. Thanks for the good work!
I will bump it.
Reminds me of a variation on an old quote:
If the smartest Democrat became a Republican and the dumbest Republican became a Democrat, the average IQ of both groups would be reduced.
Don’t expect much from that expatriation suggestion. I think that exactly zero second-rate celebrities followed through on their shrieked promises to move to Canada when GWB was re-elected.
I had almost 1000 posts under several names, LOL.
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