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Got any good April Fools Jokes?
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| April 1, 2014
| Me
Posted on 04/01/2014 5:24:05 AM PDT by Gefn
So far I've been pranked by Netflix and Google. I'm on the lookout for some more April Fools in the news.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: april; humor; jokes; pranks
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Kind of a let down with Google. David Hasslehoff photobombs aren't their best.
With all the horrible news going on right now in the world, lets have some fun on this thread.
I want to nominate my favorite, the one the BBC did years ago about the Spaghetti trees.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:24:06 AM PDT
by
Gefn
To: Gefn
Cover the toilet with Saran wrap.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:27:24 AM PDT
by
csmusaret
(Will remove Obama-Biden bumperstickers for $10)
To: Gefn
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:27:36 AM PDT
by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: saganite
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:28:08 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
To: Gefn
The Obama admin is spending $400,00 for a sculpture of this white
albino camel contemplating a needle......for our consulate in Pakistan.
The joke is the Muzzies don't know that represents
an excerpt from the Bible....often quoted by Christians.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:30:00 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Gefn
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:30:10 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Gefn
President Barack Hussein Obama.
To: Gefn; DonkeyBonker
DB just sent this one at work: As a result of regulatory pressure, the Choir of King's College Cambridge is to stop using boy trebles, it was announced today.
The high voices in the choir have been provided by boys for more than five centuries. In future, high vocal parts will be performed by altos breathing helium.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:30:17 AM PDT
by
knittnmom
(Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: Gefn
A few years back, I told my daughter that I was going away for the weekend and marrying my boyfriend....but don't tell anyone.
Alas....she told about 20 people and had to undo the tale. So fun!!
To: Liz
It’s also one of those “twisted scriptures” that the left misquotes to say that rich people aren’t and can’t be righteous enough to go to heaven.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:31:08 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Gefn
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:31:18 AM PDT
by
Mechanicos
(When did we amend the Constitution for a 2nd Federal Prohibition?)
To: Gefn
I keep hoping the re-election of Obama was an April fools joke, that’s gone on too long.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:31:55 AM PDT
by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama lied .. the economy died.)
To: Gefn
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:32:20 AM PDT
by
Mechanicos
(When did we amend the Constitution for a 2nd Federal Prohibition?)
To: csmusaret
I don’t know if these sink sprayers still exist, but...
If you have one of those sprayers beside your faucet, tie a same color twist-tie around the level and point the nozzle straight out towards the person that will turn on the faucet.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:33:21 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Liz
yeah the most socialist of bible quotes. why else would the regime have it built.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:33:47 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: knittnmom
He He!
(I hope I recall chemistry correctly)
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:34:58 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
To: Sacajaweau
Alas, that’s the kind of thing I would probably do too. :)
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:36:38 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
To: Vaquero
It’s not socialist until Satan’s little helpers twist it that way.
It just means that those with a lot of earthly goods have more trouble focusing on heavenly treasures.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:38:27 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Gefn
Do not put STP in the honey dispenser at the family table. That got my butt kicked years ago.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:38:46 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: Mechanicos
Were the tigers on loan from Sigfried and Roy?
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:38:48 AM PDT
by
Gefn
(All good kitties go to the Rainbow Bridge;Holly 2/1999-12/2013)
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