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Congresswoman Argues for End to “Welfare” as We Know It
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/10/2014 4:00:17 PM PST by John Semmens

Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) urged that we stop using the term “welfare” to describe the handouts government gives to support a distressingly large portion of the population.

“Welfare conjures up an image of some lazy person sitting around watching TV while taxpayers have to foot her bills,” Jackson said. “We need to change this image.”

The change Jackson is pushing is to rename the program. “If we were to call it the transitional living fund we’d completely change people perception of what is going on,” she bragged. “’Transitional’ gives a sense of movement to replace the sense of stagnation that welfare implies. ‘Fund’ implies that it is an investment. And ‘living’ sounds so alive and uplifting.”

Representative John Conyers (D-Mich) praised Jackson’s intent, but urged caution. “There’s no question we need to upgrade the terminology,” Conyers agreed. “However, I’m not sure we should jettison the term welfare. The word ‘welfare’ is in the Constitution. ‘Transitional living fund’ is not. Since the ‘good and plenty’ clause of the Constitution authorizes Congress to provide welfare I don’t know if it would be safe to abandon it.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/01/10/gop-bill-on-obamacare-id-theft-irks-white-house/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: constitution; democrats; satire; welfare
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To: John Semmens

Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas)


41 posted on 01/10/2014 6:48:16 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: John Semmens

LOL Nice one


42 posted on 01/10/2014 6:57:42 PM PST by wastedyears (The Ender's Game movie was a stupendous, colossal, galactic failure to me.)
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To: John Semmens
What they really need to do is issue all tax payers a check for say...$100,000.
Sort of a little thank you to everyone.
And they can call it whatever they want-
Really :)

Thanks for the ping
43 posted on 01/10/2014 7:51:17 PM PST by novemberslady
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To: John Semmens

That is a funny title for this, it made me laugh.

‘as we know it’ LOL


44 posted on 01/10/2014 7:58:48 PM PST by sickoflibs (Obama : 'If you like your Doctor you can keep him, PERIOD! Don't believe the GOPs warnings')
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

That story reminds me of my 4th grade girlfriend, Shoeless Barbara Bernetti. I had no idea she was my girlfriend but that never stopped the little minx from tossing gravel at my bedroom window at 11PM on school nights. She was a product of a broken home and lived with her lush mother. Barbara’s idea of a hot date was helping me assemble plastic models like the Munstermobile and some Big Daddy Ed Roth kits. She was the only oversexed 9 year old I have ever heard of - all she wanted to do was run around barefoot and make out between our house and the neighbors place - where the cats sat on a wall pondering the scene taking place below them.

Barbara’s mother would rather spend her alimony money on Oly in cans than shoes for her daughter. Barbara’s feet were perpetually black as sin but that girl knew how to kiss a boy.

We would lift Astro pops or Pixie Sticks from Vito with the Gold Chains and his sons’ liquor store - “Vito’s” - those guys were all made guys I later found out - they’d chase us out after continued episodes of petty crime but they knew we were poor rabble so they didn’t break our skinny little legs.

I suppose I had a falling out with Barbara over modeling as she insisted on painting peace signs and anti war slogans on my B-25 Mitchell model - she also defaced my Fearsome Foursome poster but that’s a tale in itself.

I wish I knew whatever happened to her. I hope she lived.


45 posted on 01/10/2014 8:06:03 PM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: atc23

Astropops. Haven’t heard that word in years. Messy little buggers. We had the original Ice cream in a push-tube (rockets). Used to fill them with charcoal, sulfur and Potassium Nitrate and light them. Fumigated the neighborhood but never exploded. We were amateurs in that department. However, miniature liquor bottles filled with dirt “blowed up” when you hit a brick wall with them.

B-25 Mitchell. I had most of that series as I posted elsewhere the other day. B17 Flying Fortress, B24 Liberator, B25 Mitchell, B26 Maurauder, B 36 , B47 and B52 Stratofortress. B 57 Canberra.

Actually saw B 47 fly over my elementary school so low that we saw the pilots. B 57 flew over the house as we lived in one of the flight paths of Glenn L. Martin in Middle River, Baltimore. Also saw their A-10’s early on. You knew they were coming long before you could see them. Also saw them come over our cars during air shows at Andrews Air Force Base. Saw a B-1 take off. Totally awesome - level flight then a 45 degree sprint upwards.

Best I could do was a C119 Flying Boxcar from Taiwan to Quemoy with an F 86 escort, and Hueys in Vietnam/Cambodia (I was a journalist there). Saw but didn’t get to backseat an F4 or Cobras (I couldn’t fit in them).

My son got to fly in a Chinook in Iraq, and as a kid I put him in a Cobra. No way a big person could fit in it. Had a V-shaped seat like a Corvette.

Now about Barbara. Nine years old. Sure beats the girls I knew, even at 13. Do hope she made it okay.

We had fun back then, didn’t we?


46 posted on 01/10/2014 8:53:01 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: posterchild

Indeed, she is practically a parody of everything you’d except from a far left congresswoman.


47 posted on 01/11/2014 12:46:20 AM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: John Semmens
Since the ‘good and plenty’ clause of the Constitution authorizes Congress to provide welfare

You had me until there.
48 posted on 01/11/2014 7:45:59 AM PST by Ellendra ("Laws were most numerous when the Commonwealth was most corrupt." -Tacitus)
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To: John Semmens

From the woman who hasn’t been informed about how the war in Southeast Asia turned out 39 years ago.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK3rTUgoQD4


49 posted on 01/11/2014 10:23:45 AM PST by ReformationFan
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To: John Semmens

Will my EBT card pay for Good and Plenty?


50 posted on 01/11/2014 10:26:36 AM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: John Semmens

Thank you, John, for the ping.


51 posted on 01/11/2014 6:36:04 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens
Since the ‘good and plenty’ clause of the Constitution authorizes Congress to provide welfare I don’t know if it would be safe to abandon it.”

LIV: "Wow, there's a Good and Plenty Clause in the Constitution???"

52 posted on 01/12/2014 11:38:09 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (...)
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