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Now Trending on Twitter: #ObamacarePhoneNumbers
Twitter ^ | 10/3/13 | Tweets

Posted on 10/03/2013 11:55:19 AM PDT by Nachum

Well, you knew it was going to happen. Now Trending on Twitter: #ObamacarePhoneNumbers

Some of what is getting posted..

#ObamacarePhoneNumbers

1-800-TYR-ANNY

1-800-DOC-GONE

1-800-DOC-LEFT

1-800-ZOM-BIES

1-800-KOO-LAID

1-800-BOW-2-OBAMA (or else)

1-800-WHY-WORK

1-800-CON-JOBS

1-800-try-L8er, if busy, call 1-800-no-dice

1-800-PLZ-HOLD

1-800-LAW-OLAND

1-888-NOW-ORKY

1-800-PEA-SANT

1-800-UP-YOURs

1 800 BEND OVR

1-800-URA-RCST

1-800-SNG-LPYR

1-800-DEM-CRAP

1-800-ASPIRIN

1-800-NOT-FREE

1-877-DTH-PANL

1 800 4 MORGUE

1-800-BIG-LIES

1-900-EAT- ADOG

1-900-EAT-MUTT

1-800-DIE-QUICK

1 900 DIE FAST

1-800-YOU-DEAD

1 800 SUCK EGG

666

1-900-GOLF-NOW

1-800-CUBA-MEDS

1-800-MAO-LOVR

1800-YOU-LOST

1-800-KING-BARRY

1-800 RFD-CHIP

1-877-DRNK-H20

1-800-GUN-GRAB


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: numbers; obamacare; phone; twitter
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A taste. I think FReepers can help :)
1 posted on 10/03/2013 11:55:19 AM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

1-800 a**-burn


2 posted on 10/03/2013 11:57:39 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Nachum

It’s fun to snark at...but government always fixes these “problems” with more employees, more budget, more consultants, and more contractors.


3 posted on 10/03/2013 11:58:47 AM PDT by nascarnation (Democrats control the Presidency, Senate, and Media. It's an uphill climb....)
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To: nascarnation

Hence, more taxes!


4 posted on 10/03/2013 12:01:57 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: nascarnation

You mean like they fixed Medicaid fraud? And the convuluted tax system that nobody can figure out?


5 posted on 10/03/2013 12:03:08 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: Nachum

1-800-WEL-FARE

1-800-HOE-PIMP

1-800-DTH-PANL

1-800-DED-CRIP

1-800-OHH-CRAP

1-800-SHE-ITTT


6 posted on 10/03/2013 12:05:56 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Fact Is: GOPe want ObamaCare.)
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To: SeminoleCounty

Dart...some already had DTH PANL


7 posted on 10/03/2013 12:07:18 PM PDT by SeminoleCounty (Fact Is: GOPe want ObamaCare.)
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To: Nachum

1-800 DTH PANL


8 posted on 10/03/2013 12:13:56 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

2 already had it, and I missed it.

how about
1 800 read dbil


9 posted on 10/03/2013 12:14:50 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: SeminoleCounty

1-800-FRE-FONE


10 posted on 10/03/2013 12:16:44 PM PDT by Towsoncrs
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To: Nachum

1-800-BOH-ICAB


11 posted on 10/03/2013 12:17:29 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Nachum

1 (800) UR-SCREWD


12 posted on 10/03/2013 12:37:10 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (My sweet talk is also savory and creamy.)
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To: Nachum

1-800-GET-NLYN


13 posted on 10/03/2013 12:47:00 PM PDT by Phillyred
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To: Nachum

1-800-GET-DEAD


14 posted on 10/03/2013 12:47:48 PM PDT by Phillyred
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To: Phillyred

1-800-GOT-HYPE


15 posted on 10/03/2013 12:48:55 PM PDT by Phillyred
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To: Nachum

1-800-LOW-INFO


16 posted on 10/03/2013 12:51:38 PM PDT by Phillyred
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To: Nachum

1-800-FED-CARE
1-800-PAY-MORE
1-800-SPY-ON-ME
1-800-BLU-PILL
1-800-LAY-OFFS
1-87-QUACK-MED


17 posted on 10/03/2013 12:52:02 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Fester Chugabrew

1-800-DED-LIBZ


18 posted on 10/03/2013 1:01:03 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: Nachum

Be the first to play the numbers backwards.. that’s where the real evil is. :)


19 posted on 10/03/2013 1:01:21 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: Nachum

If “OBAMACARE SUBSIDY HEALTH INSURANCE TAX,” aka OSHIT, is such a good “investment,” then why isn’t Mr. Michelle Obama enrolled in OSHIT?

This is OSHIT enrollment day number THREE, Barry: tick-tock - - -


20 posted on 10/03/2013 1:20:27 PM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Marxist Obama'care' Insurance violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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