1-800-WEL-FARE
1-800-HOE-PIMP
1-800-DTH-PANL
1-800-DED-CRIP
1-800-OHH-CRAP
1-800-SHE-ITTT
Dart...some already had DTH PANL
1-800-FRE-FONE
1800- ITS-DEAD