[Nachum]

A taste. I think FReepers can help :)

[Sacajaweau]

1-800 a**-burn

[nascarnation]

It’s fun to snark at...but government always fixes these “problems” with more employees, more budget, more consultants, and more contractors.

[SeminoleCounty]

1-800-WEL-FARE

1-800-HOE-PIMP

1-800-DTH-PANL

1-800-DED-CRIP

1-800-OHH-CRAP

1-800-SHE-ITTT

[DannyTN]

1-800 DTH PANL

[Army Air Corps]

1-800-BOH-ICAB

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

1 (800) UR-SCREWD

[Phillyred]

1-800-GET-NLYN

[Phillyred]

1-800-GET-DEAD

[Phillyred]

1-800-LOW-INFO

[Fester Chugabrew]

1-800-FED-CARE
1-800-PAY-MORE
1-800-SPY-ON-ME
1-800-BLU-PILL
1-800-LAY-OFFS
1-87-QUACK-MED

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Be the first to play the numbers backwards.. that’s where the real evil is. :)

[Graewoulf]

If “OBAMACARE SUBSIDY HEALTH INSURANCE TAX,” aka OSHIT, is such a good “investment,” then why isn’t Mr. Michelle Obama enrolled in OSHIT?

This is OSHIT enrollment day number THREE, Barry: tick-tock - - -

[LibertyOh]

The actual number and its letters already make it clear, per this report yesterday:

http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-dial-1-800-fuckyo-to-reach-obamacares-national-hotline/

[andyk]

1-800-PEA-SANT

[Pajamajan]

1 800 NOD OC4U

[Pajamajan]

1 800 NOD OC4U

[Windflier]

1-800-NOT-FREE

[Windflier]

Crud, my first try is already on the list.

1-800-GIME-DAT