Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.

[Lucky9teen]

[Gaffer]

He further added, "I've started a website [Lazwonthitthat.com] for the disaffected to congregate and commiserate." They can rest assured that "I wouldn't Hit that!"

[Netizen]

You were lucky thats all you had to change! I heard Chaz Bono went overboard after Laz offered to hit on her!

[y6162]

post your soft porn somewhere else

[JRios1968]

[VRWC For Truth]

Mr. Laz ... Zero point zero.

[Marie]

“/cry. I have to go now, I need some alone time...”

It’s alright, sister. You’re not alone.

My daughter is 20 years old and attractive and she is highly offended that Laz has never harassed her or offered to ‘hit that’ once. The fact that he hasn’t offered to ‘tap’ or ‘hit’ that once has made her very uncomfortable on many occasions.

There’s an online support group for women who have never been harassed by Laz.

It’s at:

http://www.whynotmelaz_iammoreattractivethanhellenthomasorhillaryclinton_doyouhavesomethingagaiststrongwomen.com

You can also find your local chapter in most major cities. They typically meet on Wednesday nights and serve cheese, wine and bubblewrap.

(I keep telling her that he just hasn’t gotten around to her yet. There are almost 4 billion women for Laz to harass. It just takes time.)

[texas_mrs]

I think this case against Laz is all very dependent on what the definition of “hit” is.

[JRios1968]

My daughter is 20 years old and attractive...

This post is useless without pictures.

For science and evidence, you know...

[kevkrom]

post your soft porn somewhere else

Like my inbox.

[Marie]

Never in a million years!

:-)

[Danae]

!!!

Server not found.... there are so many “hitting” the site it CRASHED!!!!!!!!! OMG!

I still want to cry tho....

LOL

[calex59]

Laz is also accused of saying he would hit anything female from Helen Thomas to the Statues of Justice in front of court houses.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Stop him? He’s too far gone for that.

If he’d only stopped listening to Walter Williams! THAT MAN never respected his wife. And after listening to Williams, condescension and dismissal overtook the atmosphere of my own home.

I truly live a tragic existence. Pray for me.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Laz - There's definitely a snake in there. For one years "severance pay", I'll send you the GPS coordinates.

[cajungirl]

Laz hit on me a couple years ago and I am like really old but he didn’t care.

[JRios1968]

[rlmorel]

I will post pictures later of Laz hitting the statues.

Helen Thomas...not so much.

[Marie]

I think I’ve heard Laz say:

“I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.”
“I’d tap that like a frat boy with a keg.”
“I’d tap that like morse.”

At least that’s what I *think* somebody once told me that they were told he said by somebody else.

I was uncomfortable.

[OrioleFan]

I joined the local senior center and signed up for line dancing. The first class, I was one of 2 men there. The instructor told me to get in the middle and watch the feet of the women in front of me. So I got in the middle line. Before the instruction started an older (than me) lady in front of me looked over her sholder and said, “Just the feet!” I felt uncomfortable (for about 2 seconds).